Adam Dorsey

If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it.

I really feel like the Crystal Lake show should've just hired Matt Braunger to be the police deputy and instead they hired a Matt Braunger type.

This motherfucker looking like he's about to tell someone to get in the EVA.

Terrible way to find out your country's president is stuck at the beginning of Skyrim.

Got your latest Halloween ear worm right here, babe.

Fuck it, maybe 2027 will be my year.

executives are not people

An editing contract dried up a few months back, which has me looking over business expenses, and deciding to cancel my Adobe Creative Cloud subscription before it annuals up again. Means I've got 30 days to get a lot better at Da Vinci Resolve, I guess.

What's up Youtube, it's ya boi, who else logging on haunted by their past deeds? Bazinga.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Life's weird, because would we all be happier if we were still playing Left 4 Dead 2 every week?

My screening of You Can See Everything got out at 2:30am, but all I wanted it to do was go on for another three hours. Now I'm at home sipping a whiskey and just trying to settle down a little. Art, man.

Big Streaming doesn't want you to know that Kanopy is kind of like Amazon Prime Video except that you have to pay for Prime and Kanopy is free. Oh also Prime shows ads even though you pay for it and Kanopy doesn't show ads even though you don't pay for it. Oh and Bezos doesn't get Kanopy's data.

A reminder for those at the back.

Went to urgent care today and the doctor used an AI note taking thing and it led to him spending most of the visit just saying things out loud to no one about me. At one point he said "patient is well dressed" and sure, I also like these Adidas track pants but let's be serious, doc.

We're celebrating Nic Cage on the timeline tonight. We reposting all the best Cage Content.

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

Someone I follow on Instagram just posted a photo of a sunset as "close friends only." So glad that I have spent years cultivating this friendship so that I can see this beautiful photograph of nature. Acquaintances don't know what they're missing.

Why is there a light in the refrigerator, but not a light in the freezer? What cold secrets do they not want us to see?

This is what all AI people sound like. They all think they sound smarter than this, but in actuality they all sound exactly like this.

Mango is slightly perturbed about the Amazon About You information about her.

I was the only person who showed up to the AMC Grove 1pm showtime of the hilarious comedy Primetime. Everyone else there must've showed up for some sad and weird movie called Judge The Guy Laughing. I didn't sneak this in I got it at Macguffins! You can't kick me out of here I'm a Stubs A-Lis—

Just had the very specific late-stage capitalism experience of going into a restaurant, starting to order, and then realizing that the restaurant I thought I was in had closed down and this was a completely new restaurant.

Watching the new season of American Horror Story even though I haven't seen half the seasons, and every actor is playing like 5 roles and none of it makes any sense, but no way are they tricking me into watching the other seasons.

Giant Bomb at E3 type move. The Vignocchi Special.

Had an incredible evening with this game last year, definitely recommend it as a great steam sale pickup in the spooky month.

i bring you love

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

some real “we dug coal together” type stuff from the goddamn Wile E. Coyote movie

In a Shake Shack in Downey, California trying out this new Argentinian beef and I swear they're just playing the soundtrack to a Zalman King softcore feature. Or maybe the beef just hit.

WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...

This is such an incredible video. Real Nathan-Fielder-Core shit. AI could never capture or duplicate the faces, expressions, and reactions of the people in this video. Wow.

remember when nintendo got horny for a few years then I guess just kind of snapped out of it

The Resident Evil movie is good, but you guys are adding one or two too many stars to those reviews on Letterboxd, please be serious. I know you've been hurt by other video game adaptations, but you can't just marry the first guy who treats you with a tiny bit of respect.

jerry seinfeld is sick of ALL THE BULLSHIT

Oh hey isn't it weird how so many streaming shows end at 3 seasons, right when union rules say they would have to increase worker salaries? That's so weird!

Haven't done one of those Letterboxd last 4 in a while, but been really enjoying my movie watching the past two weeks so here ya go. I'm adamdorsey over there too if for some reason you wanna follow.