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God bless @theonion.com

Damn...so on point

P.S. 72 & still trail running 48 years later.

1990 me. Followe by 2000’s me coaching the kids. I’d have 30-50 of them in my classroom every morning. Still running in my 50s.

Aren’t they already? 😉

oh, is that what i was supposed to be doing in high school?

Less wind resistance.

I was one of those kids 50 years ago (minus cargo pants). I think it's funny anyone would think or write about cross country. There's no glory in being a high school's star distance runner. But running fast distance races isn't easy!

None of them are beating the Infowars Elf in a sprint.

This is essentially how it started for me.

No but another year I got tricked into another long distance practice (was told was running club by someone who caught me at school before classes). Suddenly I was taking home permission forms and didn't know how to back out. Came second last :-)

Don't forget the goofy personalities and haircuts.

It's funny because it's true

It me. I ran like a deer.

This is my son

Go figure...I would have expected debate or band😂

100% on point, same as 1983 for me.

I knew one of those back in gradeschool! Well, knew of one.

I was a quiet gangly kid who wasn't good at anything

Would a 6’, 130 lb 16 year old meet the criteria?

Those gangly kids always up to no good.

Hey! All I wear is cargo pants. You shut up you! 😂

You don't know me!

Ok, that’s funny 😆

I wanna send this to my brother in law but I don't want to be mean

Theirs is the only trainer whose bag includes masking tape for the nose bridge of the runners’ black glasses

And they surprised even themselves as they pulled away from the pack

Wait, these aren’t the wizards of waverly place, or the suite kids from home improvement?

hey

I was born in Aurora, def. didn't peak in high school, and I was well-served by cross country and theater arts in my second two years.

I was 2 out of 3 of those things.

Yeah, but unfortunately they won't be allowed to compete after coming out

“If it wasn’t for cross country, these boys wouldn’t have dates to dances.“ -coach

Weezer

Fastest kid alive

Same as it ever was

Straight gas today

I resemble this post😂