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if you feed them sea urchin they fart deuterium and tritium?

Is there a cow level?

Is this true @thegodpodcast.com ?

Dad's a joker sometimes.

It's the multiple stomachs. Just incredible design. Also you can just puncture one of them and not be bloated anymore. I'm just saying.

My cow jumped over the moon.

Get outta my head man!

Buddy, if we don't know the ins-and-outs of a cow by now we ain't gonna.

The Hindu people figured it out, but no one listens to them.

Turns out you can invert the nipples on the udders... .... WHY DID YOU MAKE MY MIND THINK THAT?

So it’s not the tipping thing?

This guy finds those eggs everytime.

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like listening to some Pink Floyd?

Cute face... poor cow though.

Bezoar?

Cows lay the best Easter Eggs. Everybody knows that.

the problem is..you have to go thru all the methane first to get to the Easter Eggs..and to tell you the Truth, it just ain't worth it..

Is it that they make good sandwiches?

Yup, am listening to that now and then saw this. (um, I listen to that on constant repeat when writing or taking breaks from writing... or going to the bathroom, sleeping, working... pretty much constant)

i know the secret- but i ain't telling ya'll cause you fogrot to wish me a bahhpy birthday

Cows are already sentient.

Go ahead. Stick your arm in there and grab it.

Pull the udder one!

You know the most important thing to remember about riding cows? Clean off the milking stool when you are done.

Yall need to buy twitter, rebrand it as twatter, and give it back to the people

"... and I was pissed when the humans killed the last of the aurochs! Me-dammit! It would have been soooo much easier to spot it, but all they're left with now is the much smaller 'cow'. I'm starting to lose faith that it will ever happen."

But Scooter already found the legend..

You mean there’s more besides the milk, eggs, and tasty tasty brisket? I’m all ears.

Insert paperclip in hole behind right ear and press nose for three seconds.

Well, thanks for nothing.

SILENCE IN THE STUDIO!

Hilarious and brilliant - meantime, what are those weird hovering alien-looking things to the left of the cow?