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Serious question. Why don't Canadian teams back out of US led sports?

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Well, they are sweet 🤎

Moosendales

That's not ICE. They aren't wearing masks.

That's fucking hilarious! 😁😆😁

Omg, I heart you so much! This is the kind of silly stuff I need right now

#KingTrump Demands you bend the knee Rocky

You know this image is fake because the “officers” are not masked

The worst part of that: it could be true.

Meme needs to be updated these terrorists wear masks now lol

Made it more accurate

Lololololololol

Haha, but not that farfetched

Where are their signature coward masks?

Canada doesn’t want Ted Cruz back.

Without habeas corpus?

Sonnbebrillte Schergen des Diktators...

He’s lucky!!

I’d believe it!!

@normcharlatan.bsky.social

The Moose might have been the only Canadian ICE could find at the game last evening. Apparent Seattle business is seeing a lack of Canadians in Seattle while the Jays are in town this weekend.

... in fact, I think we should deport all moose back to Canada

Call Peta that's animal cruelty. Where's the Spca..that's abandonment..being separated from his team...if that moose turns they will be sorry

Sums it up.

Oh dear. Do they send moose illegals to El Salvador?

We welcome our socially aware and caring soul Mariner Moose back home. I'm sure Vancouver can find him a suitable job lifting people's spirits. Lord knows, spirits need lifting all over this continent!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wouldnt suprize me😐

That’s not ICE. They’re wearing uniforms …

Noooooooooo

I always thought Boris and Natasha were satire, but now I realize it was premonition

Sorry Ice… that moose is from Alaska!

They should have just asked. A real Canadian would have said "okay" and just go...

I hear the Moose Jaw Marauders are looking for a new mascot

I am an old school moderate Ripon Republcan and I could not stop laughing. This was brilliant. Even diehard MAGA types would have to admit that.

It took my sister-in-law over four hours to cross from Canada and she said the Americans were looking at people's phones. She has dual citizenship and was coming to Seattle to take her mother out for dinner. Her trip from Vancouver, Canada, took over seven hours. Not very welcoming!

Ha! Who’s next the San Diego Padre?

We need ICE in Canada 🍁

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He is... After all... Brown.

This is not ok

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That's not real ICE because they're not wearing masks like the cowards real ICE are.

You can tell this is AI because the ICE agents aren't wearing masks to conceal their identities.

That can't be ICE. I can see their faces.

If only this was funny 😟😢

Uncle Sam… you’re next!

bsky.app/profile/lyni...

😂🤣 thank you

Fuck trump 😂

John Wick is next…

Not realistic, those two guys are dressed way to nice. They need masks, be about 60 pounds overweight, dress like slobs, that's ICE

Send them after Orbit next. Where the hell do you even deport that thing to?

WOW

He didn't elk-deport.

I stand with Canada 🇨🇦 Release the Mariner Moose now!

can I go too?

It's ok, buddy. They're just deporting you to a free country, anyways.

Where's the punishment 😁🙂❤️

That tracks

Except ICE would be wearing masks because they are cowards

Funny, but in reality the ICE agents would be masked...making the situation even more threatening. Experts predict a 19.2% four-year likelihood of democratic breakdown in the United States. protectdemocracy.org/threat-index/

lol

ICE Deports Juan Valdez and his donkey to Colombia.

That's why it's time for a New Union. Pull the blue states together and leave the rest behind in their cesspool.

Would not surprise me…

You know they aren't ICE because they're brave enough to show their face.

Eh??!! LOL

It’s about time. Filthy ungulate.

Jokes on them. Canada is a hell of a lot better right now.

Moose me.

C.U.C.U.M.B.E.R. episode with John Candy. 💋🇨🇦 youtu.be/fCW76xO9UhM?... There's also one with Martin Short. #TVO80s

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They really did deport, but did not arrest in costume

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This is going too honking far

Hahaha.

This is just wrong. The ICE SS agents would be wearing masks.

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ICE is a lawless Goon Squad.

ICE is all BUCKED Up

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Now they've went too far Long live mariner magic !

Lol

Do me next!

With the Jay's in town Seattle is packed with Canadians.

Hey, I'm doing just fine above ground, thank you.

We can tell those are not real ICE agents because they don't have masks covering their faces! Real ICE agents know they're doing something wrong that's why they hide their identity! Cowards!

Oh come now, we have moose here in the USA! 😊

That's funny... But I'm reality it's really getting scary

Literally any Canadian or anyone else who has seen an actual moose would love, LOVE to cry and cackle with laughter watching one disembowel any single-digit number of ICE gestapo agents sent to do fuck all to said moose. You don’t fuck with moose. Or geese. Or wolverines. Any Canadian wildlife.

Oh shit eh

Unfortunately, they don't deport people back to their home country. They just send them to El Salvador. If I thought there was a chance I could get deported to Canada…

Fake picture. Real ICE agents wear masks. /s

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Canada has annexed Seattle.

Why is a Confederate flag flying in Greenwood Cemetery Canon City, Colorado? The tolerance of history of the Klan in Canon City Colorado: Ku Klux Klan The movement was big here in the 1920's . Thankfully, the Klan no longer has a presence here - at least not above ground. It makes me sick !!😠

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Not messing around with him, eh?

They would, they’re that empty headed

If you're being serious, it's presumably based on alliteration. Marlins and the Rays (Manta) being taken there's not much left in the sea. Having a person as mascot is lame. Moose are funny (Bullwinkle) and easily recognizable so makes sense. What do you have that's better?

Assholes!!

Nope-fake news, no masks!

If they were mad about the Autonomous Zone, this would be 100x more galvanizing for the city

#ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them. #DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it. #Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them. Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it. #FuckTrump #Resist #Felon47

Bastards.

Sure it’s a joke, but it’s also where we’re at in the new American Apartheid

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Welcome back Moose 🇨🇦

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Those jackbooted thugs have gone to far. Go M's.

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Only if you pay 80% tariffs

Yup, he was born in Canada. I take no pride in that

What a fake