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Meu Deus, eu ri...

atividade lá no monte hein, Paulinho

Watch and learn. 😂😉

What about steaks on the ISS?

Só cada um comprar um pouco e todo mundo come. Me leva que ajudo com a coca cola

Need to hire Snoop Dog as grillmaster.

we got it

We need a “Bookmark” option, please

Be careful, you might meat your maker

make sure it's from a "grass" fed cow

😯😮

😂😂😂

Putz hahahahahaha

Hi dad

Complicado

@laarozzw.bsky.social

That’s a great joke, dad

Just make sure you bring the right cuts. When you’re that high, the wrong meat can be a costly mis-steak.

Are you a father?

thats such a bad joke i loved it

Hi Paul. Is it possible for Bluesky's "search" to have a 'memory', I mean, to store at least ten account names that are searched for before, like in X, so that you don't have to type everything again every time you search for those accounts? This is really annoying. Thanks.

Aproveita que o Xandão adiou a volta do X e lance logo os Trends aqui no Blue. 🫶

Imagine I replied with a "freeze dried" joke cuz I can't quite think of one right now.

ja chegamos a 11 milhões, paulinho?

Exatamente

Planeja também a opcao de rascunho desse site pfvr 🙏🏽

why did you make this joke? BECAUSE IT WAS THERE.

See, an unlike button would solve this

hey come on

steak me daddy

we can get them a lil higher 👀

não é um pai, é um tio do pavê

Oi divoo

Queremos o trends topics logo

wow, what a high cuisine.

Blocked

You ate that

Oh Paaauuul

I’m planning a BBQ on an airplane. The steaks have been raised

Vamo ta dando um upgrade nesse site né paulinho

Good lucky dad

don't

👀

ayoo paul, wassup

It could be a barbecue

Good luck Paul ! Hope the traffic jam of climbers don't slow you down🙏🏻

Lokal is the greatest beer that we have in Brazil

Daaaad!

A dad joke answered with another dad joke. Dad Jokinception.

Neither the participants

yeah i think it's time to go to sleep

Paul.

I'm cooking Indian food for my boss tonight. I'm trying to curry their favour.

Paul.

inject a THC based marinade into the meat

eu ia falar que você é um pai mas você é muito um tio

A picanha está barata aqui, Pai.

Pai pela amor de Deus cadê os trends topic você prometeu

@pfrazee.com is the big trifle uncle!

But can you fry an egg at the top of mount everest?

Omg, you're really our dad, even got the dad jokes

piada de pai essa

He can program and he can pun, chill dude, you're gonna steal my wife like this! Hahahahaha

Don't forget to stamp the right pages should bluesky ever need something from our supreme Court.

😂

Stop Dad

It's just a suggestion, but if you try your jokes on your kids first, it might save the rest of us a trip to the store for antacid.

showed this to my dad, he didnt even think it was funny. i give you 3/5 for effort though

Well......I'm planning a cookout in the Marianas Trench............the pressure is on!

"how to ban the social media owner"

I made a model of Mount Everest. Not to scale, just to look at.* *With humble acknowledgement to @mooseallain.bsky.social

Not in Brazil, Paul. 👇 agenciagov.ebc.com.br/noticias/202....

I thought you're vegan 🤡😂

Ba dum tss*

This is concentrated essence of dad joke. 2000 women got pregnant just by reading this.

👏👏👏👏👏

🚨🚨🚨 Dad Joke Alert! 🚨🚨🚨

A rare, well done post for this medium.

THIS ALSO WORKS FOR STAKES

dangit, Paulhino

Hi dad

You got kids. Paul? You’ve got a solid start on the dad jokes.