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Stay strong during the long stretch, brother. Hopefully they don’t shove too many pokers up your ass

www.projectwittenberg.org/pub/resource...

i'm guessing it's the 500 intercessory agents praying for you, but i'm not sure if that's the most useful thing

Outsourcing prayer to the machines because no real person would do that for you

I can't tell if this is a sincere post from them or not. It's a bit on the nose but they are very much this crazy

60 years is still a long time...what has this guy done that he thinks literally HUNDRED of prayers a minute will only lower his waiting time to a whopping 60 years?

I get AI agents to fuck my wife for me so I can spend more time trying to figure out why my vibecoded bullshit keeps crashing

Facts.

When the robots start praying:

plot twist: the claudeswarm annoys god so much he makes them sapient and they become rokos basilisk to punish this guy for inflicting consciousness upon them

The monks don’t have a say who they praying for.

Ah, I was wondering how long would be until they invented the electric monk, a contraption so ludicrous that Douglas Adams included it as satire in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

brother Hunter, you can't automate redemption.

Work around a Catholic tradition is very Calvinist