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lmfao

I feel conflicted knowing exactly what you meant lmao

Damn What a savge

One of your strongest bangers tbh

This is a Hall of Fame tweet

Can’t handle it? Go back to your soccer filthy casual. (<joke)

fromsoft would probably make a bitchin' baseball themed game, if they were still in the contract developer game like before dark souls. Platinumgames is probably the strongest existing contender.

This is like when Kershaw would mess with his delivery to alter timing back in his dominant years

Jackson,

This is why I can't play baseball, my instinct is to rollslop instead

Imagine pulling up to the Little League with this bad boy

This genuinely wrecked my brain because its actually true

LOL

Baseball, or as it’s known in much of the world, American Clair Obscur

Me: never say never, I'm gonna need to raise an army somehow.

does this mean Ohtani is like someone who enjoys both Sekiro and Bloodborne equally?

wtf is parryslop lmfoaoo

Imagening how cool Baseball would be with Royal Gaurd rn, don't mind me.

Update: 16yo does not know, but says “Chopped”, which I also do not yet understand.

It's more of an action game thing than a gen z slang term.

Parry this you filthy casual!

I love slop as a word.

Honestly I understood the "parryslop" term faster than the father's response :(((

with modern right of way fencing *is* parryslop

kabaddi is the sweaty guys wrestling version of LoL

lol

I thought Cricket was a MOBA

Parrying in baseball is frame perfect except for the bunt, but its balanced cuz bunts don't do shit for damage

Oh my god

having played a bit of Rise of the Ronin not only is it parryslop (lovingly) but also it's baseball, if you're allowed to bean the catcher