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This explains Qwerpline.

Y'know Monty Python made a documentary about this

day drinking?

so please invest in our IPO which you can find at patreon dot com slash loadingreadyrun...

Some of these fucking people wanna just put the comedians in space so they don't harass towns who never wanted them there in the first place, and whose resources are getting diverted to the comedians at the expense of the town! Even if you get them to space, there's no water and NO ONE TO LAUGH!

Understood - here's all the money in the world

Don’t forget to mention we’re in a race with China, and it would be catastrophic to the world order if they won. And they’re catching up fast. They just invented a Chinese Kenan Thompson who can mug to the camera.

I sort of read it as "we aren't going to see the monumental gains we promised investors, but we might squeeze a bailout if the government makes us stop."

You're playing with forces you don't understand! You'd do well to learn the lesson of poor Ernest Scribbler montypython.fandom.com/wiki/Ernest_...

Friday night magic was funny

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

The Krogshots are secretly "after the end."

Free thinkers are dangerous

I thank you for *checks notes* slowing down your weekly sketches. For safety. And no other reason, most definitely not anything related to financials.

And on the pedestal these words appear: "Someone's gotta!" Nothing beside remains.

But you have to keep going! We can't let China win the comedy race!

Nature demands a Cold War.

This seems bad, but can I give you several thousand high end video cards to support this comedy.

More Friday Nights! I can only rewatch them so many times...

oh no, did the laugh-o-tron get reconnected to the internet?

Maybe we need some government intervention to slow LRR down, for its own sake.

Is this about another PPR prerecord with @bengineeringtv.bsky.social?

I understand that this is more-or-less how Joe Rogan sees his podcast.

I really think you need to agree to a pause on comedy until we can work out how best to regulate it. A comedy kill-switch perhaps.

Cursed to be submissive to comedy is truly a curse.

“Our comedy went rogue and defamed a person, it’s definitely not the fault of our script writers”

If memory serves there's an entire Commodore Hustle arc about the existential threat of LRR shenanigans

Crap or get left behind I always say

It's true, I've died laughing multiple times when watching LRR. I always managed to recover somehow of course, but there's a chance that next time I might not. It would be silly not to submit, just as a precaution, y'know?

It's the 143rd hour of bus travel where the comedy reaches criticality and explodes like Chandra did in Akira. That's why after people all drive motorcycles. It prevents comedic fission.

this is just that one monty python bit

In fact, we should probably divert many of our local resources towards some sort of LRR Center, or we might not get the full delivery of comedic return.

“The only internet comedy outfit forcefully regulated by Health Canada”

Once I know about LRR it's imperative I share it. If I don't, it will know through a simulation of the universe. I am saving myself from endless suffering by bringing the LRRngularity sooner by sharing it with everyone I know.

Cam says "fuck" one too many times and the moon shatters and crashes into the planet.

Just be careful, if you get too funny someone might rename it Americomedy!

i feel compelled to invest more than the gdp of south america into your project for some reason

Obviously, this means I shall borrow $1 trillion dollars to fund your work.

Our only hope is for you to convince us to pay you to slow down with all that dangerous comedy. You could call it “Delaytreon.”

Well you have to make sure your comedy is the best otherwise China might win

I couldn't agree more. I tell people all the time that.

With respect to the devastation I will slow my watching

very:

You had to surrender yourself to it

Boru is a magical place....

It's comparing gay culture to being in an aquarium that sends me every time. Also the wife's retort, saying her version of the Gaycation is like bird watching.

o shit IPO when

I think that's up to the comedy to decide.

Can't run the risk of Roko's Punchline

I’m jealous. At best, my comedy could maybe upend the government of a mid-sized European nation.

Are you concerned about the ecological impacts your comedy could cause as spit takes increase exponentially worldwide?