alice, powering through

new wip! finally releasing stuff again. this is a little #flatgame about the year it rained at pride. updates to come! noantlers.itch.io/a-break-in-t...

It would be lovely if the video games industry would let the people who make the games buy food

the peace you disturb while standing up for yourself is worth disturbing. the bridges you burn while fighting for your life are worth burning.

The secret of most workplaces is that they don’t actually care about productivity or even profit, they care about fragile hierarchical egos (typically men’s). The only workplaces I have ever excelled long term at are places where the primary goal is just to be the best you can.

HAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU

reasons i play magic the gathering

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

how have I been stuck here for so long?

cool guess i’ll just… avoid getting sick or severely injured or needing medical care. how hard could that be?

they installed 5g on a deer

we need to talk more about the REAL victims of the ai slop era - lovers of the ✨emoji

Do it for them.

You don't know anything. It's called the Nintendo 64 because that's how many genders there were back then, but now there's a lot more and we didn't plan far enough ahead for that one, our bad.

my first home purchase is falling apart at the last possible moment and i am very likely to be out £10k by the end of the week i’m tired boss

Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me

imagine a girl

“smash of clams” is a mobile game all about otters and educational puns about the ocean apps.apple.com/us/app/smash... if you have iOS it will make u smile 🦦💕✨ #MobileGame #IndieGame #AppleGame

another year older 🎉

another year older 🎉

A pretty sloppy proof of concept, but there's something here. The idea hit me as I was starting to crash, and I didn't think the execution through 100% If anyone else wants to take a shot at altering the Spider-Man cards using Through the Omenpaths art in the FRA Shattered Mirror style, go for it

SCOOBY DOO CYBER CHASE ESCAPE TUTORIAL

Incredibly specific job klaxon for a transport nerd, passionate about art and based in London. TFL is hiring someone to run their art on the underground program! - 13 month parental cover contract - £39k - Apply by Sept 4th

Today I woke up and felt like doing something a little crazy. Here it is; Kenney Game Assets All-in-1 is 75% off and just $4.99 for a limited time only ✨ Download everything I've made in a single package! kenney.itch.io/kenney-game-...

status update: ouppy

status update: ouppy

again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans

Miis are not made of flesh and bone but a secret third thing I'm not allowed to tell you about.

me, regrettably

it’s been how many years and richard littlejohn is still in a job btw. don’t expect the british press to be held to any sort of account for harassing someone to death

*rotates the internet enshittification dial back and forth whilst looking at the audience for approval*

New Study Suggests Significant Health Benefits From Regularly Petting Puppygirls

she repeats the “we can always tell” line in this interview btw. not that it’s surprising.

I wish people would catch onto the fact that understanding this is the difference between anarchism and being a sovereign citizen.

no more piss 😔

no more piss 😔

hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram