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We want to entertain a billion people a day. There should be an Xbox in every house. We want to replace schools with Minecraft. Master Chief should visit my house and give me a little kiss on the nose.

6/7/26, 7:57 pm101 reposts757 likes

DKDevil

@dkdevil.bsky.social

6 July

in his gruff voice he goes: "Good night, Mark" as he kisses you on the nose. Then, as he walks out, he grabs your wallet.

Clam Chowder

@tesco-express.bsky.social

6 July

we want the streets to look like fallout new vegas

Loreseeker Owyn (Hunting the Yōtei Six)

@loreseekerowyn.bsky.social

6 July

If Master Chief doesn't tuck me in, kiss my forehead, and read me a bedtime story I'm complaining.

Geert Broekmann

@geertzilla.bsky.social

6 July

From what I'm reading, there's no way Sharma is deluded enough to believe this. It'll either be a masterclass in goal post shifting (xbox is windows now, everyone who clicks start is a player) or a deliberately unobtainable goal to warrant the shut down of xbox as a whole. Anyway, happy Monday 😀

BassToad

@basstoad.bsky.social

6 July

Government mandated hour of playing Halo

BeejaX Games

@beejax-games.bsky.social

6 July

Don't forget though... Minecraft servers can't be private, thats illegal you know!

Solidplasma

@solidplasmastudios.com

6 July

The kinds of people in charge of these things are legitimately detached from reality. I hope someone introduces them to the concept of shame, and I hope it digs deep.

JRui_draws

@jruidraws.bsky.social

6 July

They'll only understand if they can monetise shame...

Solidplasma

@solidplasmastudios.com

6 July

Come to think of it, the fashion and beauty industries have been doing that for ages.

JRui_draws

@jruidraws.bsky.social

6 July

Imagine Microsoft actually inventing a gaming beauty industry... 😅😅

owdoo

@owdoo.itch.io

7 July

Every citizen should have unconditional access to a massive gun with a built-in chainsaw to defend their communities from (“illegal”) aliens. Except Palestinians.