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As we all know, real activists who achieve real things talk about doing federal crimes on public social media all the time (do not trust anyone who talks about how cool doing federal crimes is on public social media)

I mean Jesus Christ could you people please develop the basic strategic sensibilities of your average cocker spaniel

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A week or two ago, I had someone here ask me if I was planning on violently opposing the federal government. I said no because I wasn’t. But even if I had been, I would have said no because only an absolute moron states that they are planning on committing felonies on a public forum.

We once had a cocker soaniel when there was a plague of june bugs. He ate june bugs until he threw up and then started eating them again. After the third vomit, we kept him inside.