Jesse O'Lantern, LGPC

I know it's cringe as fuck, but small acts of kindness are going to be so important for the foreseeable future. Being kind and doing kind things can be your lifeline. It can keep you sane.

Is this what Melania's bizarre press conference how ever many months ago was about?

just got sad thinking about the last time a joey leaves his momma's pouch

Beyond that it's just incredibly morally bereft. I shouldn't care about people's human rights and conditions all over the globe? What is WRONG with people these days?

perfect, no notes

I hope they finally get this dangerous criminal off the beach before he strikes again

and then there were no chekovs

All discourse about the cheesecake factory is hereby banned until they bring back the Saigon chicken sandwich, a faux bahn mi that was the best thing on the menu

My current primary mental health issue is that the USB connection in my car doesn't work well and so podcasts and music and navigation cut off every time I hit a bump in the road and I'm trying to think how to explain to the health insurance company why I'm submitting a bill for a mechanic.

[in an ALICIA KEYS timbre:] 🗽in NEW YOOOOORRRRRRRK 🎹 🚖 concrete jungle where ICE gets MELLLL-TED 🧊 🍅 tomatoes are PELTING 🎶

It is so easy to understand why these people hate DEI so much when they are so mediocre and have depended so heavily on privilege their entire lives.

One thing that has been bothering me about the Ramaswamy ad stuff has been the wide assumption that it will automatically be bad for him, and how that's exactly what I assumed about the "grab them by the pussy" tape.

And just now the NYT out with a 5 byline piece on all of this. It’s worth remembering that not only is Trump’s Iran war illegal and unauthorized, but that bipartisan majorities have repeatedly voted to end it in both chambers of Congress.

listen I'm not saying the entire drop is because I started working with people with SUD, I'm just saying the timing is awfully interesting

Saw STREET FIGHTER last night and it was super fun. Exactly what that movie should have been. Lots of great hammy acting. (Bad sound though; couldn't hear a lot of the dialogue.)

Acton hits back. (Personally I think this ad could be much sharper, but glad they're not letting this issue go.)

Ok I guess this would be a thing you could publish in the world, I mean we have free speech and everything

I was having a good day and now I'm depressed

I'm not sure how much more blatant it can get that these guys are looting the federal government and then pointing over there and saying "look what THOSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE GETTING AWAY WITH!!!" bsky.app/profile/atru...

by the way I disavow all brotherhoods, muslim or otherwise

Ramaswamy will never apologize of course because the toxic masculinity driving Republican politics would never allow that. That doesn't mean that every reporter who interviews him for the rest of his life shouldn't ask him if he's ready to apologize for this despicable ad.

I get emails to my grad school account from Handshake, mostly job listings. They just sent out one announcing their spooky logo redesign contest for Halloween, where you can win $1000 if they choose your spooky redesign for their social media accounts. YOU HAVE TO USE AI. I hate it here.

Congrats Tommy on your new job as White House press secretary

why do people go on and on about AI when nerds gummi clusters are the apex of human civilization

Guys this planet is so cool

Powerful

Young men who show up to these events in full suits should be put on a watch list.

I'm sorry, you're telling me it's October FIFTEENTH?

M&Ms is truly battling Oreos for the "someone needs to tell our R&D team to maybe back off for a while" trophy

Sir Mr. Trump, sir, you are the best at not mocking people. Nobody on earth doesn't mock people like you don't mock them, you are an inspiration to everyone with your lack of mocking.

ME, WRITING CLINICAL NOTES: Patient is buck wild

Mr. Trump sir, I wanted to commend you for your excellent running in that tiger video sir, could we please see a live demonstration of you running just as you did in the video with the tiger, I know it would be an inspiration to the American people to see you run sir, they will all have tears in th

softly, in the background, the familiar strains of a power ballad begin to play 🎵🎶 where have all the good men gone 🎶🎵 heads turn as a mysterious figure walks in from the distance 🎵🎶 where are all the gods 🎶🎵 voices whisper "is that?" "can it be?" "oh my god I think it is" ENTER: MAXINE WATERS