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As we all know, real activists who achieve real things talk about doing federal crimes on public social media all the time (do not trust anyone who talks about how cool doing federal crimes is on public social media)

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A week or two ago, I had someone here ask me if I was planning on violently opposing the federal government. I said no because I wasn’t. But even if I had been, I would have said no because only an absolute moron states that they are planning on committing felonies on a public forum.

We once had a cocker soaniel when there was a plague of june bugs. He ate june bugs until he threw up and then started eating them again. After the third vomit, we kept him inside.

You can’t go wrong with rahaeli’s classic thread:

rahaeli@rahaeli.bsky.social

If he wants to do explosions, he's a Fed 👏👏 If he wants to do explosions, he's a Fed 👏👏 If you're all just there for yelling And on violence he keeps dwelling If he wants to do explosions, he's a Fed 👏👏

Hello, here for the Anarchist Cookbook Book Club, just so rearing to go and meet all my fellow antifers in person and rapidly jot down their full names and intimate details of their lives and routines like I’m wont to do

It's especially wild when one of the people pitching a fit about being told off just flat can't handle the idea of being wrong and keeps copypasta-ing some bullshit about parasocial connections and dopamine and not, you know, trying to downplay how dangerous some things are.

Like, seriously, I don't understand why people just keep going "stay in your lane, stay in your lane", admit that *they* don't know anything about it and aim at people who just aren't as polite about it as they'd like.

It's very funny that the people saying "hey kids, it's cool and good to shine lasers at aircraft flying over populated areas" today are the same people who said a couple of weeks ago that anyone who gives Indivisible their email address is getting black-bagged for sure.

Don’t do protest crime. I think doing and/or exhorting others to protest crime at this juncture indicates you are outing yourself as an a fool agent of the anti-democratic. Everybody stay cool.