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"Stfu" chants before he even starts talking. This is right. This is the way. Lol

AVOID AVOID AVOID

Also, I mean, burying Brody King, putting over the Lethal Injection(AVOID AVOID AVOID), he cut four promos in 3 minutes and completely circumvented the English language in every conceivable way.

By God I forgot how long he like to talk for

Tbh I am glad I don’t have to take the crossrhodes seriously That move looks like shit

Willow is roughly 100000x better at pro wrestling than Brandi in that match

Dude should’ve turned heel and feuded with Punk.

I'll never forget/forgive that he big-timed Colt Cabana when he was curtain-jerking in WWE as Stardust. THAT'S what Cody actually thinks about non-WWE wrestling.

WWE has consciously decided to aim their product at children and Cody looks like a GI Joe. He's corny, he's hokey, he's simple, but he's got bright eyes and a good smile. He's uncomplicated and one-dimensional but thats the appeal, he's basically Cena but more telegenic.

He...built the Forbidden Door? God I forgot how rambling and confusing Cody got.

For some reason I memoryholed this and "AVOID AVOID AVOID" being the same promo but that's probably because it ran for so long I began to disassociate halfway through.

I was there live and the ladder was fuckin on him a ton during the break right before this

I'd never even thought about the fact that he recorded albums between Alice Cooper Goes to Hell and Trash.

One of his best songs is during that era m.youtube.com/watch?v=8xhn...

We were all so desperate for him to go full Heel and really embrace a power hungry EVP and break his no challenge clause and then he just...never did. Glad the Bucks did the EVP thing much later and probably did it better then what Cody would have done.

I will never in my life understand what anybody has ever seen in this dweeb.

So happy he’s not in AEW lol

I still quote "Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!" to this day. It's such a "good" promo on paper, but it was so meandering and did little to build to his current match while doing more to build to a match against a guy that he wasn't going to face at all in AEW and oh BTW, Sammy, we got a ladder match.

I know you've been getting more into Deadlock, if you haven't seen their reaction to this promo it is hilarious youtu.be/O8MTZDYPq2I?...

This whole time frame is like a fever dream spiced up with sleep paralysis demons.

"If you're an industry journalist and you don't agree with me, you're not a journalist." That's fascist rhetoric. No wonder he's done so well in the Nazi company.