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this is like if one of those “why did they call it X instead of Y” posts was real

There is a Twin Peaks reference in here. “Don’t drink that coffee! There was a fish in the percolator!”

I wanted to act fishy not get Newtonian screwed

No

the pescalator walked so the salmon cannon could fly youtu.be/iPuQ39iGkAY?...

WHAT When I lived in Maryland I used to go for trail runs that took me past a dam with a fish ladder and you’re telling me I could have been saying “pescalator” to myself every time?

ladder for fish, call that shit a pescalator

I owe you a fish. I will pescalator.

Oh shit I got a pescalator in my neighborhood and I didn’t even know it

Yes, but does it scale?

HOOTING AND HOLLERING