Diane Airbus

*conversationally to the zoomers who are hauling me to the guillotine in a radio flyer wagon* do u guys like wolf parade

On the same trip driving at night I asked "dad what's the blue light" and he said "what blue light" and it went away. For like 15 minutes we went back and forth "there! That blue light!" "What blue light" until my mom said "for God's sake [dad's name] cut it out"

tired of pressing your aeropress down by hand? automate that shit! with a 7 lb tungsten sphere. you will certainly not regret your purchase of a 7lb tungsten sphere!

Attached for your review are the hot lawyer from anatomy of a fall (the thing other indoor women noticed) and a toyota sera

an annoying side effect of getting fully LOTR pilled is being for-real mad that peter thiel named a company Anduril, like how dare you

Aragorn having to angrily recite the entire lore and backstory of Anduril before giving it to theoden's guards is me telling the Toyota dealership mechanics why I still have the Rav4 when I took it to get its killer airbag fixed

the effects of NBC Must See TV on the preteen brain are only now being understood

while musing about brush packs I found out my emotional support brush in Procreate is named after a Tasmanian national park parks.tas.gov.au/explore-our-...

Aragorn is so strong, dude

Curve Radius To Debut on 700000000000 IMAX Screens Worldwide

That was not very Wild Geese by Mary Oliver of you, dude

The only thing this mf is going to be resisting is antibiotics

I'm glad researchers have disproven the "no new aspens have germinated in 10,000 years" thing... it was stressing me out

"Your Honor, the defense calls Mr. James May to the stand."

My new theory: the thing that unleashed the full force of his latent dot com nepo failson energy is colorado becoming a firmly blue state so he no longer feels like he's the special guy holding it in perfect legendary balance like the thanos knife

on a long enough timeline i think every poster with a good head on their shoulders becomes @cheatlines.co

this skipped directly from real life to linocut

just learned i dress exactly like weed farming ricki lake

This is how I dress at work

That’s where the k-cup goes

Feeling Invalidated from reading a Post. Trying to channel the Tyler the Creator "just close your eyes" bit

There is some kind of owl conclave popping off outside my house under the bright ass flashlight moon

I was behind a horrible stinky diesel truck returning from lunch and was feeling genuinely ill from the fumes so bluesky pushing interface changes immediately afterward was quite a trip

At chili’s