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Better to resent tourists than all of humanity. See: Pigeon Forge, TN

cape cod and HHI ftw

Stop describing my life at the Jersey Shore

I'm so glad I'll never have to work in Sauble Beach again.

Tres Parisienne

Been to Colorado lately?

lmao

Don't be mean to Savannah, it's all they've got.

We used to drive up to Estes Park in high school and shoot things with paint balls. We were young and dumb.

You kind of just described the country of France.

Venice has entered the chat

Workers who don't get paid vacations catering exclusively to vacationers.

Welcome to Nashville

Tourist or not some people are just assholes ...you know how many tourists tried to fight me because I was enforcing masking during covid ? Do you know how many tourists come to my city/home and just throw trash everywhere...I could go on and on ...Yes some are great but some are the scum.

This is Venice, although I sort of sympathize because if you live in Venice and don't want to work in tourism you basically have to move somewhere else.

I'm in a tourist area that attracts the WORST tourist. Our main thing is rich assholes cosplaying as outlaws. It suuuuucks.

We found out the Vegan Restaurant Man travelled a lot and we all went "oh so THATS it"

Bar Harbor ME.

There should be a list somewhere of the best nicknames locals have for tourists. It speaks volumes to the relative level of animosity enjoyed by the tourist

I sell one sword a year, I'm goooood. I sell NO swords a year, I'm even better.

Welcome to Edinburgh

I still have emotional scars from a childhood trip to Hannibal Missouri

At the same time, imagine being born in a circus and someone wondering why you're both really good at acrobatics and hate it with all of your heart

That place was so odd. I used to go there to buy six packs but never had the guts to stay for lunch.

The classic “my industrialist father paid for this place so I would have a purpose in life and stop doing cocaine and living in their guest house, and hoo boy do I fucking hate it,” situation.

Are you in my town? How exciting! Now GTFO.

Same here.

Yep, and it’s peak season and I can’t wait for them all to leave. But I do appreciate their contributions to the local economy. Maybe they could just Venmo us though.

The best is when you go into one of those places where "that's part of the fun," but you don't realize it for the first twenty minutes. Then it's sad.

All tourist towns resent the tourists.

And as long as the tourists treat my area like we’re animatronics, the attitude remains.

EVEN OUR DEAD WANT YOU GONE!

Mm hmm. Here abouts , they want the haints to stay sleepy You have to get permission to see the bloody bullet holes and the house isn’t even where it was then The ghosts are FBI and So Hopefully, the tourists stay in Daytona where they belong

I wouldn’t mind so much if they would quit posting to the subreddit about how they’re moving here permanently in two weeks and if there was any place hiring.

Tourists want champagne-quality service for beer-quality tips.

Salem, MA

LITTLE BOUTIQUE SHOPS ARE ONLY FOR THE LOCALS, CEEJ

Screaming in Bar Harbor

Modern, more civilized version of rapscallion bandits shaking you down on the road

I see you’ve been to Santa Cruz

you must be in Colorado

I grew up in LA and went to high school in Hollywood - I will absolutely walk through your picturetaking if you are on the sidewalk. I have places to be!

You’re not in Disneyland, people live and work here!

It is worth seeing. Helps if you've read up on the battle beforehand so you can appreciate things like why it was important to hold Little Round Top and just how far the Confederates marched under musket and artillery fire during Pickett's Charge.

Spend your money… and leave!

even Venice, which has been a "tourist town" since <checks notes> about 1712, still graffitis all over the walls about the damn tourists (tho tbh anyone who actually *lives* in Venice knows they have depended fully on tourists for centuries and is more sanguine, but um protesters gotta protest smh)

Why are you always going to New Hampshire

Vegas doesnt care for out of towners. Take your money elsewhere.

Relax, here have a beer.

Nobody does it quite like the Spanish, or so I've heard

Oh, are you visiting Truckee?

I saw some assholes reading an informative sign near one the landmarks in my town yesterday. Pissed me the hell off.

It’s the municipal version of the service industry

I live on Cape Cod. It fuels us.

I show up to the old record store and they said only the *first row* of vinyls was for sale. What are all the others for?

I was a beach town kid, and by August we were TIRED of you motherfuckers. Nothing personal.