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I grew up hearing all the jokes about fruitcake, but I never fully understood how much of a brick of straight fruit they are before now. I finally remembered in time to make my first attempt and ended up chopping up 3 pounds worth of dried fruit to make 2 cakes!

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Swifties

It's terrorism. The intent is to terrorize future victims off speaking out against their abusers. Whether he actually doxxed the right person or not is entirely secondary to the goal of the doxxing

Im actually loving seeing that the cost of everything is going to the moon under a fully Republican controlled government but the only thing any of them can campaign on is "the left wants to trans your kids" and other culture war nonsense through the medium of AI slop. Doing great, guys.

You hear that? Thats the sound of thousands of gen X MAGAts scraping their firedancer sticker off the rear windshield of their minivan

LMAOOOO

Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here

"Give us another chance" is just a fantastic Freudian slip. Why do you need *another chance* JD? Did you fuck up or something?

I need artists on social media to know that when you do the thing where you statt off with you art hidden and do the dramatic turnaround or whatever, I'm sorry but I'm long gone before it ever even gets turned halfway. Don't play games with me.

it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports

Nobody tell this guy about Nvidia's market valuation over the last few years.

Can't believe Jake Bates just lost a camp battle with nobody at the last minute. Absolute embarrassment.

Jake Bates, you can stay in Indy tonight. You are no longer welcome in Detroit.

Guys the Overton window has shifted so far to the right in American politics that you can listen to a video of Reagan talking about immigration and he sounds like today’s run of the mill Democrat. Calling some Democrats conservatives is accurate, unfortunately.

If you're the type of person who thinks that because Vladimir Putin was a KGB officer in the 80s that he's any type of Communist in the year 2026, then I'm afraid you might need to be put in a home

Genuinely how does anyone watch Obsession and not come away from it being amazed?

The funny thing about the name of this website is that TERF is an acronym invented by TERFs. They gave themselves a cutesy name to identify each other, and then when other people started calling them *what they called themselves* they decided they didn't like that anymore.

My issues with jackasses in trucks might be a little less if any of them had any clue how to drive them

I'm very proud of this little guy right here

Labyrinth Blazing Saddles Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Constantine Talladega Nights

Today was a big win for budget bonsai collection. I found a pair of Dragon Lady Holly each with great established trunk structure on clearance at a nursery for $10 each, plus a juniper with a trunk shape that looks like it was made to be a bonsai

GEO Group needs to be legislated out of existence:

A lot of people have also literally never experienced truly walkable areas. A great way to radicalize someone in my experience is just take them to a decently walkable downtown and let them experience assholes in cars from the perspective of a pedestrian in a properly built-for-pedestrians area

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

Jared got ragebaited by The Atlantic. Seems like a good candidate.

we're in a literal war with these people. and theyre literally murderous, committing (intentional, violent) murders at industrial scale in the caribbean and iran to name just two theaters. theyre also shooting your neighbors in their cars it's just the facts. it's their policy. they declared it

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Ok people, we learned with the last vote not to just vote for a couple if you only like one person, right? We don't want to feed into Melanie's delusion any more, right? So we're NOT voting for Melanie and Sincere, RIGHT? #LoveIslandUSA

This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf

Transportation infrastructure in the US is so fucked, because like if I want to go from Harrisburg to Baltimore (70 miles straight south) by train, I have to go to Philadelphia first (90 miles east of both other cities) and then transfer to a train that goes straight from Philly to Baltimore

Just got out of Supergirl. Great movie, continuing to feel great about James Gunn's DC world building. Honestly my only gripe was the timeframe set by the plot. Everything happens across just 3 days, which just totally feels like not enough time for everything that happens

It's already hard to tell people I'm a Lions fan when you don't have players going and doing shit like this

sentenced to 12.5 years in prison. But of course, Wester (below) appealed and the RICO conviction was vacated in 2024. One thing for certain—these evil cops may get caught; but they do little or no prison time at all— despite ruining many lives. (cont) www.wctv.tv/2024/11/13/r...

In Florida (2018), Deputy Zachary Wester was caught using traffic stops to plant meth on drivers—Black AND White! Investigators found his personal stash of drugs used for framing people. Over 119 convictions were thrown out, and Wester got (cont) ftw.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Every so often I think about how the US basically perfected urban form with streetcar development more than 100 years ago, and then the automobile industry completely destroyed that future because they weren't making enough money.

This is also sticking with me

Add this one to the growing list of lost wars since the end of WWII

slightly increase a band Burnt Mulligan

When people talk about places like Tennessee actually being great states, this is the kind of stuff that makes me want to laugh in their face

I diagnose this person with brain worms