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Dactylic trimeter.

Aw… aw shit Bingo, Bluey

Yoder went undah the bumpah

Aw struth, I've only gone an' hit Yoda with me bloody Ute, cobber.

😂

if I weren’t staying with family I’d be yelling into my phone so god damn hard right now

*Ben Mendelsohn voice* Yoder didn't go unda the bumpa, did he mate?

welp, those are the lyrics to La Bamba now. it'll be a confusing adjustment for some folks, but I don't make the rules.

@crushbort.bsky.social this is a zen koan

left ear: the bible in chinese right ear: 2x speed "yodawentunderthebumper" on loop CIA brain implant: ACTIVATED

Aaaoooh naaaaauuuurrrr

No, Under the bumper, Yoda went!

(spoken in an Outback Steakhouse accent) YOWDA WINT ONDA DA BAMPA!! 🦘

such a sad episode of Bluey

'Your mate yoda went under the bumper of me ute'