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Thanks for the laughter! We need to be reminded, now and then, it’s still okay to keep smiling through. 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦

It’s what I did!

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👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒

Massachusetts raises its hand! We have great universities, we vote blue, great economy, we'd be an asset. (We'd have to annex a land bridge, maybe up the NH/VT border, build a highway to connect...but I do not recommend annexing the rest of NH...it's one of the weird states.)

Love it!!!

Well done 👏👏 ( and thank you)

I wish.

Please take me. I need Canada in my life. This warm weather in the winter thing isn’t worth it.

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Love it!

Oh gosh … I needed this laugh. Thank you!

You’re Canadian. Just tell them we said you were invited. Americans can stay in Canada for up to 6 months at a time :) 🇨🇦

As a Canadian, I support this. One of the most repellant moves of Manitoba's prev Con gov was to try anti-trans "parents' rights" garbage as a last-ditch effort to win an election. This was counterprotested, and we now have a leftist gov with a non-binary health minister. LBGTQ+ community welcome.🏳️‍🌈

Me and my whole state would like to be part of Canada!!

Thank you for the laugh; we need more of them these days.

Don't worry Canada. Most of us 'muricans couldn't find you on a map anyways.

We accept

No, Thank you!

Canada better take a good long look at what’s happening here. Musk rigged the election, every single senator on both sides of the isle are spineless, every right our men and women fought for are systematically being taken from us. Don’t let trump or muskrat, and his hackers anywhere near Canada!

This. He may not sell to the US but he’s sure selling off our assets to his creepy buddies

Albertans are trying to fight back! Don’t disregard the many city people who voted NDP not batshit crazy Dani!

One thing I like about living in Canada is that we have Canada's nicest b*tch (not butch), Anne Murray. Don't mess with Canada's nicest b*tch! She'll send the Snowbirds after you!

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I would fight for the company that offers freedom. 🙂

Do we REALLY want 'em all up here? We can screw things up well enough on our own, I don't honestly think we need any more help.

💙💚👏💚💙👏 my husband and I are retired In our 70’s. We have a trip to Nova Scotia planned for the spring. Excited as heck. We have been out to western Canada it is lovely! But I love the ocean. Cannot wait for this

I wish i could…maybe someday soon!

Please, can all of Minnesota come... Well the twin cities anyway.

Awesome! 👏 🇨🇦

Always love these!💝

Whoah, let’s not get carried away here. You can’t bring guns or donate them to our military. You also must pledge to fight for Canada if called upon.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

California, we have a perfect opportunity to have healthcare for all. Gun reform . Body autonomy! California please #JoinCanadaNow #11thProvinceCascadia

You're talking to a vegan atheist. A vegan atheist who buys soy curls in bulk. So uhhhh... Don't worry about it?

Church, State and Soy curls

I might have to overlook the bitter cold🤣

Good stuff .

Say you’re from Seattle. Canadian Border Agents will just start asking about Soundgarden and will forget to check your ID

I’m in a blue state but red city/ county ( Co Springs, CO). But in Denver ( blue state/ county/ city) clinic for gender affirming care for kids are CLOSING end of Feb bc they all receive fed funds ( and I suspect Medicaid - Govt Grant). Nothing this blue state can do 💔🤦‍♀️

We would still make room for you. 😉

So funny, so parody, so just kidding

Omg this is brilliant 👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️ Canada 🇨🇦

Pick me!!!

I wish this wasn’t just satire 😳

I’d honestly love to be Canadian. Don’t think you’d really want the entirety of Ohio though.

Wow!! Thanks 😊 🫂

Well said!! And welcome to any & all common sense Americans who make the move. Being Canadian is a fantastic feeling of pride, friendship and standing on the world stage.

🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one!

I’d do it. Not so easy though

😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 YES PLEASE!!

My trash service in the United States is based out of Canada I'm trying to support you LOL

When is Canada going to revoke Musk citizenship? That is a step you should take.

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I'm in Texas and would love to move to British Columbia but I hear it's a lot more expensive than Texas. I've looked at the website. You guys need to lower your standards. Not all of us are 30 with a PHD.

Just ask Frank.......🇨🇦🏒🫂

😂😂. If only this were actually allowed

Love this!

Me too!

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I don't like the cold

Always perfect. 🇨🇦 strong and free.

This is fantastic! Should I start packing now? 😉

I voted for California to join Canada joincanada-eh.com

Yes please Oregon here can we please join Canada 🇨🇦😊

Offer not applicable to the weirder states, bwaahaaha!

Ok but really sign me up.

Yes please. It makes sense as the blue states thinking is more aligned with Canada then the red states. Bonuses,not only would it wound Donny’s ego, but take away the state’s that pay in more then they take and also make America smaller giving the dictator less power and less money to steal.

I’m taking my IELTS test next month and gathering my paperwork for express entry. Fingers crossed.

I used to follow you on the hell site. So glad to see you over here. This Michigander approves of this message.

This is perfection! 🤣❤️🇨🇦

I’d go in a heartbeat if I had a way to make a living.

Parody Satire warning ‼️ lol

Don't tempt me....like seriously where do I sign up.

Massachusetts is ready!

Quirky weird = absolutely fine in Canada. ´Willing to vote for a convicted felon who spews 💩 every time he opens his mouth’ weird = big nope!

No creeps!!!

All of you saying you want Canada to rescue you, I’m afraid you’re going to need to organize and deal with your mess first. Canada needs you to take action to stop your house burning down.

You're the best! Love this soooo much ❤️

Love to! Lots of us in Oregon hoping we can come along.

I vote for this, frankly.

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Do we want them here? They have no sense of loyalty.

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Just sent this to my husband

Now that earns you a follow. Signed: Not a weird American

Please?

I love it😂😂

If they let me

Danielle Smith and the UCP is what's going on.

We are fighting back! Nenshi is our only hope.

It’s too cold 😸

Love this @brittlestar.com ❤️💯👍

YES

Not sure… …but ‘MOOO’.

Sorry.

Canada: It's not America! I like the slogan. 🤣

ew i'm not fucking marrying somebody

He did INDEED say that. Do 30 seconds of research online and you will find the video of him saying it.