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Homeboy looks stresssssed

Yes! His face says the polls suck and he’s toast.

Hahaha.

If they WANTED to make it look like Dems will lose, they WOULD respond, that's the point.

Even pollsters friendly to MAGA like Rasmussen and Trafalgar are predicting R losses in states where they have traditionally been safe. www.realclearpolling.com/latest-polls...

What base? Trump's at 29% and a tank of gas costs 80 bucks where I live.

Won’t answer a poll, but will put in their teeth and head out to a rally. Seems odd.

setting up ELONS ghost votes that will come in on election day.

"Would it not in that case Be simpler for the government To dissolve the people And elect another?" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_L%C...

The polls have been incredibly unreliable since 2016, so he's not wrong. Dems are saying the same thing - ignore good blue numbers and dig in for the election.

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The polls are wrong turn into the elections are rigged. Civil war 2.0 starts in a couple of weeks. Get ready.

Polls don’t matter when you cheat. Think about it.

Why would they not want to respond? Unless they’re embarrassed to be voting for you?

Wait, Little Mikey actually saw the polls? I was beginning to believe he was deaf and blind.

Whiner Moses Mike smells his demise. Can’t happen fast enough.

If they don’t respond to polls, what makes him think they’ll vote? You are all HATED, Magamike!

And these results are an average of all polls.

Or do anything useful in general

Unless…….

Trump logic-“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any,”

This guy is the most pathetic person I have ever seen. I look at this guy and the first thing I think is "my god that's the weakest person ever." He might as well have walk all over me written on his forehead.

They're too embarrassed. Will they be too embarrassed to vote?

Oh poor Mikey 🤭🤭

As history has shown denial is always a winning strategy.

So that’s the latest excuse.

It would be really funny if he is out here campaigning for everyone else and he ends up loosing his re-election. I know it’s a chimera but one can hope!

All is well in the Forest of Denial

good delude yourself goin’ down soon….

Non-response bias is definitely a thing. And it may be in play, particularly in the Senate races. Ds are up in a lot of places, but not by a lot, so a relatively small non-response issue could change the map substantially. But in the House? Way too many Ds up by way too much and need so few seats

Mike Johnson: “The [citizens] are wrong… Republicans don’t want to respond to [the citizens] anymore”

They are winding up to "The midterms 2026 have been stolen"

I'm one of the leaders of a party which voters are embarrassed to identify as. Things are actually much better than they appear.

Mmmmkay

wtf is going on with his Toby jug looking face. Fuckers had a bit work done.

Trump is flying to Alaska to help. ALASKA!

Undeniable legitimacy? Please. MAGA is going to spin the election results so hard time will roll back. The shit storm that’s coming will blanket this country so deep that it will take us months to shovel out. Where will this end up? Who knows but we’ll all be covered in the stench.

Them we drag them out in the street and administer street justice. One way or the other this has to end

it'll be fairly obvious when republicans get 100% of the vote in swing districts.

Once the current congress ends the new leader takes over. Unless Republicans win, Johnson will no longer be leader.

A look of fear has replaced the smug smirk he wore for years. Think Zelenskyy bombing Russian data ctrs and the polling numbers has Republicans terrified now. We have to keep rattling their cages.

When we win, its totally not because Elon faked election results because the Tripp Lite (owned by "Eaton", but ties to the Marble Freedom Trust aka Leonard Leo aka the Federalist Society) voting machines are all remote controlled via StarLink, its because the polls were off by orders of magnitude

Are these Mike Johnson's family values? "Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father." Genesis 19:32 "David...saw a woman bathing...wife of Uriah...slept with her...conceived...Uriah...will be struck down and die.” 2 Samuel 11:2-15

Republicans don’t want to respond to voters anymore.

I saw a theory that they've been cheating since 2016 and we only got Biden in 2020 because they didn't account for the mass mail-ins. Which is why they started railing so hard against Mail-In Voting.

It's not going to be enough

Rewatch that clip on mute... and notice whether his face is as confident as his words.

People who live in denial are often the most surprised.

“Except our polls. For some strange reason, our polls are always accurate” 😂

Precursor to the voting was wrong

He might be right. We should act like he is because if we don't get democratic voters to have the biggest turnout ever, we will lose again, and so will democracy!

Elon's going to rig the election. No worries

He can't even lie convincingly about it any more - all that time he spent spewing his risible rizz all over the country for unelectable GOP fascists, bigots, and kiddie-diddlers, wasted! That's gotta hurt.

MAGA Mike is starting to age rapidly. The first thing to go is the knees. That’s going to make servicing his cult leader more difficult, but he’ll find a way.

That's how I take this. It's also why all the protestors have to be paid. It can't be real that so many people hate this shit. They must continue to believe they are the majority.

I smell a 'Stop the Steal' sequel.

2024: "Democrats aren't gonna be answering polls because they're younger and less likely to have land lines!"

"Bear attacks are NOT on the rise because the people who go into the forest where the bears live to count the human remains have chosen not to do their job. So, I say stay calm. Everything is fine."

Uh, don't they weight the responses in their analysis?

AH !!! A refined implementation of the GOP / Monty Python strategy: " RUN AWAY !!! RUN AWAY !!! "

Afraid so

I like the idea that they're feeling a modicum of shame and they don't want to show off their Trump tramp stamps anymore.

I suggest you watch a few videos on Project 2025 and the plans taking shape to steal the midterms. A very good one put out on UNFTR.

Translation : "The polls are all saying we are gonna lose big time and I can't spin it so I'm pretending it doesn't exist"

WE WANT ALL YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILES OUT OF OFFICE! WORST SPEAKER EVER!

Hopefully Republicans don't want to vote, either.

"How do you know the polling is wrong?" "God told me." "Oh, so you still hear voices in your head. Got it."

"See, we told you the polls were fake."

Is it ‘shame’?

Poor Mikey, in 2 years its back to selling worthless gilded bibles online.

"Covid cases will stop skyrocketing if we just stop testing." Jfc, I so want to punch every cunt who voted for all these sick fucking morons right in the gut. HARD.

Not the flex you think it is

So instead of acknowledging what the majority support & adjusting policy, they scream fake news & continue to do whatever they want There is no grand conspiracy to fake polls, no secret cabal of leftwing media. Only facts & Republicans who think they are infallible and unanswerable to the people

And what about about R's own internal polling Mr. Speaker? What about Rasmussen, Trafalgar, and Real Clear Politics? Loser!

No Republican has actually wanted to be Speaker of the House since GW Bush was in office either, and yet, here he is.

Mike Johnson will be described as a well nourished corps.

MAGA Mike Is Freaking Out. Look At His Reaction! His Days Are Numbered & He Knows It. He’s panicking & freaking out.Pain & Suffering is in his future Lil Tiny Petite Slimy Weasel Nerd mikey johnson.🥸He’s a whiny bitch. He’s a criminal & scared little coward.He’s trumps PET,lap dog & loyal servant

Denial is the river running under the bridge he is trying to sell🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

Yup. Ignore the polls. Vote their asses out.

Six replies in before I found someone who knows whats up…

tragically accurate

You dont have to respond to the polls. But you will have to answer for harming 300 million Americans.

Then why are you campaigning down in Texas a traditionally red state?

I'm more Christian and I'm an atheist.

Just wait for Musk to alter them Makes sense

“All the Republicans live in the woods and don’t have phones.”

Republican nonresponse is a real polling problem. But “the polls are wrong because Republicans don’t answer” skips an important detail: pollsters know about it and increasingly adjust for it. Polls can miss. That’s different from declaring every unfavorable poll invalid.

Little baby Mikey is afraid

Fox lies, Johnson lies. Republicans are compulsive liars

‘We’re not responding to polls anymore’ is an incredible way to say ‘the vibes are bad.’

Why though asked no media person ever.

man, these people are not all the caricature you’ve got in your head. Also, you seem pretty naive of the RW movement in the United States if you think they all excited to talk to CNN or Quinnipiac.

The polls haven't been a little right for a while.

This is the GOP trying to blindside their own voters so they eat up a "they cheated" narrative after they get blown out.

They are going to lose so bad Johnson is going to resign from Congress

Keep telling yourself that, Mikie.

We don't want to respond to whatever the f is going on with your maga tump goons, but here we are.

Why Mike. WHY don’t republicans want to respond to polls anymore?

Insert Principal Skinner meme...

Gerrymandering has made safe seats unsafe.

This guy had to be hung up by his underwear the entire time he was in middle school phy. ed.

🙈🙉🙊

How you like your new sapphire blue district Shasta County Ca.?😂 We can play that shit too

Wait. He didn’t? That’s what I heard in my head. 😂