Free Agent (Spoooky Brundle)Fly On The Wall

The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable

I don't understand how American journalists can go to sleep, knowing they're giving a pass on what should be the most astounding, bombshell news of their careers -- that the President of the United States was a co-rapist with Jeffrey Epstein, and that he is covering it up with the entirety of govt.

Every 4 years, Americans get to choose the most powerful leader in the world.

That's a big Twinkie.

Go, Robo.

Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area.

I don't understand how American journalists can go to sleep, knowing they're giving a pass on what should be the most astounding, bombshell news of their careers -- that the President of the United States was a co-rapist with Jeffrey Epstein, and that he is covering it up with the entirety of govt.

Jared Kushner will die in prison.

Three bullet points summarizing what makes my kid special? Easy: - Quality - Innovation - ROI

The cost of Halloween candy lacing drugs is through the roof this year. They don't want you to talk about that.

They did it. The crazy bastards did it. They maxxed maxxing. They maxxmaxxed.

Gonna need to minmaxx the maxxmaxxing in 2027 gizmodo.com/we-regret-to...

And another thing: I'm not mad. Please don't tell Bill Maher I was mad

Love how Trump tells on himself "No one knows what front temporal embolism means"

I want Nathan Fielder to interview him so bad

Discourse

Criticism: "Trump's D.C. makeovers have all the good taste of Adolf Hitler decorating an Olive Garden" Right Wing Media: "YOU TAKE OLIVE GARDEN OUT OF YOUR WHORE MOUTH"

Step 1: Feed AI the literal entirety of all human knowledge and creative output Step 2: "Give me three bullet points summarizing what makes my daughter special"

Reup: The non-answers Todd Blanche gave to Dana Bash and Margaret Brennan yesterday make total sense when you see how much he is pursuing the plot Jeffrey Clark planned on pursuing if HE had been made AG. Clark's plan anticipated political violence. emptywheel.net/2026/10/26/t...

The cost of Halloween candy lacing drugs is through the roof this year. They don't want you to talk about that.

And another thing: I'm not mad. Please don't tell Bill Maher I was mad

They paid $50M for a ballroom, you pay $50M tear it down when he's gone. That's the anti fascist way.

It's going cost 100s of millions to tear down what he's constructed, & to repair what he's defaced, at the White House & in D.C. Oval Office, Rose Garden, ballroom, statues, Reflecting Pool, arch... Dems will be swayed (as they are) by criticism to not throw good taxpayer money after bad. Help them.

Here's an idea for the self-proclaimed good guy billionaires, millionaires & corporations sitting on the sidelines waiting out this administration: If you're looking for way to put down a marker as to which side you were on, when it's all over, establish & donate now to a de-Trumpification fund

As chilling as the Alaska certification lawsuit is, I take some comfort in how absolutely ham-fisted it is. The president's men are not smart people, and if America dodges a bullet between now and Jan 3, it's because neither this administration nor Elon Musk are capable of hiring capable henchmen.

I mean yeah, I can see it.

Whew! www.wsj.com/world/americ...

Love how Trump tells on himself "No one knows what front temporal embolism means"

Obama: Trump is like Saddam Hussein. Every Republican in unison: He said WHAT about the Cheesecake Factory???!!

Criticism: "Trump's D.C. makeovers have all the good taste of Adolf Hitler decorating an Olive Garden" Right Wing Media: "YOU TAKE OLIVE GARDEN OUT OF YOUR WHORE MOUTH"

3,000. 3,000 followers would fix me.

Discourse

I mean yeah, I can see it.