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Rubio’s butt hole is so big now. Who cares if Trump adds one more job for him to do. Trump’s keeps emasculating these guys and the keep on taking it. Pathetic!

Trump: The press secretary job is tough, so tough. I have so many secretaries - Rubio, Bessent, McMahon - who aren’t really doing their senate confirmed jobs, so I think I’ll let them audition for that job. The only one overqualified is Natalie.

He has an empty portfolio so why not?

"That little cockroach will do as I say..."!

Basically cutting the balls off of JD and Marco

Why not? since it’s all a reality show

They are all a joke

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It’s not like Rubio performs his Secretary of State duties with Iran or Russia.

the guy who just helped a US state department CSAM pedophile escape from the UK before they could arrest him? maybe the press should ask about that? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Wait, isn't Rubio the King of Venezuela?

Trump’s cache of kiss-asses is getting so thin he’s got to press Rubio into quintuple duty?

Bwah ha ha

That Jackass got what he deserves. #Karma

I think this means Trump is unable to find another person who is evil enough and willing to lower themselves to a level of lying needed to serve as his press secretary. Nobody is applying.

Besides his other 4 jobs.

How many jobs does #LittleNarco have?

Waiting patiently for this train wreck to reach rock bottom…

He’s gonna need bigger shoes

Translation.........no one wants the job!!

Gotta make the Spanish dude do all the work so he can free up the white folks to go on TV.

Shouldn't Rubio be dealing with Putin and his corruption and maybe Kushner should be the Press Secretary? I mean, maybe he needs to do his given position as opposed to a real estate mogul son-in-law! My god!!!

Shades of Richard Rich. youtu.be/HPxHEVA1wds?...

Make Rubio take out the garbage too.

The guy whose first job was to steal the Panama Canal? Whatever happened to that subplot?

Does he mean Linda McMahon and does he not know the names of his cabinet secretaries?

Well, he's got lots of free time. Might as well earn his salary.

Marco can't fill the shoes Trump already gave him. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Deadpan fascist.

I wonder if "little Marco" will dress in a long blonde wig and continue lying and protecting pedophiles? Asking for every journalist because we don't need that again.

Help serve? 😳

Pride Greed Lust Envy Gluttony Wrath Sloth he's got it all! and on the 8th day he will be removed.

Marco in Pumps!

DEMOTION

he clearly has the free time, since he doesn't do anything that actual fits in with his job description.

I thought Maria fartaroma was a shoe in.

More jobs for Mr. Too Big Shoes! 🤡

Alright. He is flying the compromised bribe jet home...

Lil Marco, the hardest working man in show business.

Marco can't have his press secretary until he finishes his Latina America take over.

So Little Marco will do everything but SOS?

Eye bleach time.

He’s setting them up. He might be senile and incontinent but he’s still a nasty old cunt.

Viceroy of Venezuela too. 😂

Press Secretary for Venezuela?

A third-rate senator is his most accomplished cabinet member. That's pretty damning.

He’s great on TV….

As well as getting everyone coffee and picking up laundry? Are we sure he has the time?

Might as well lil Marco doesn’t seem to be doing his foreign affairs job. 🙄

He's like Tattoo in "Fantasy Island" — he does anything his boss requires!

More like: He is his own press secretary, Jared is Sec of State, and Rubio gets to clean up after both of them. (If T ultimately gets behind Rubio for potus, it will only be because that's how he thinks he'll get to keep pulling strings.)

I wonder if Marco gets the salaries for all his jobs as well. 

He's got nobody left. Marco is already serving him in 2 top positions.

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You can't wash the stink off a Nazi.

Leprechauns are leaping

Didn’t know Floorsheim made high heels, but I’m so glad they do.

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Nice touch on the pokey.

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Ready to meet the press.

Maybe he is confusing Rubio with someone who actually exists.

Tell us all again about Sleepy Joe

How many jobs does Lil' Marco have now?

Ok serious question, is he trying to kill Rubio with stress or is he just too oblivious?

I mean, what the fuck else is he even doing?

Will dumbo rubio flap its ears and fly about?

Bring on the memes

How much is he getting paid with that many jobs

We all wondered where Marco Rubio was hiding. Now we know he's Press Secretary. Secret Press Secretary? Incognito maybe?

He’s trying to run our country like he ran trump inc. Only a few outsiders. The rest is family. Hello Republicans. You’re making yourselves obsolete. You can reverse this. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseUnredactedFiles Let the world see what we are dealing with. We will never be great with trumps.

And also do the hoovering now that Nat is busy lugging Trump spare parts around the world.

There is not enough cocaine in the world for that to happen.

Those are so “big shoes” to fill! Sorry. I couldn’t help myself.

Isn’t Marco the one with tiny feet? Or am I confusing Ted Cruz? Either way

Yeah, I figured he might use rotating sycophants rather than appoint one specific person.

Who imagined that lil Marco would end up holding down five or six jobs in Trump Part Douche??

That’s all I hear is screeching (from the airplane) and a wha wha wha going on from that shit mouth!

Too bad it isn’t funny.

But also Queen of Cuba too

Doesn't Marco already have 2 or 3 jobs? He's just not that talented to have such a diverse portfolio.

He’s really treating Rubio like the help.

"Nice girl, nice rack. Should smile more."

Li'l Marco's versatility is simply AMAZING❗️ 😆

Yikes. Is there another example in history of a former U.S. Senator becoming Press Secretary? I can't think of one.

It seems like Kushner is doing all the State Department work so I guess he has the time

Natalie better watch her back, Marco's versatile.

When this is finally over, Marco will realize he woke up with fleas.

He might as well since all the Secretary of State stuff is being done by Trump’s corrupt lackeys

Rubio can’t even do the one job he is actually supposed to be doing. Stop giving him more things to fail at.

the only enjoyable thing about seeing marco rubio is watching him humiliate himself over and over for a guy that couldn't give two shits about him

poor Lil' Marco. Demoted to a sad, low-value minion.

I guess that will be the final level in Rubio's journey to becoming a completely shameless liar like the rest of them.

Steven Cheung is devastated.

Rubio is another devil.

RFK Jr should do well.

Aaron thank you so much for all you do. Not sure how you stay sane honestly. You are a saint.

He’s got 6 guys left he can trust.

He’s working Marco Rubio like a rented mule…

Will the little jockey also be shining shoes in between press conferences?

Why not? He's obviously just Secretary of State in name only at this point.

Maria Bartiromo didn't get the job?

Perfect role.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com they're all accomplished liars, so why not? bsky.app/profile/thec...

Rubio does a lot of cocaine, but I don’t think he does enough to also be press secretary

This is worse than The Hedley family from "In Living Color" (and not nearly as entertaining).

Poor rubio thought he could distance himself from trump but now he has the gaslight the public for everything he does

Trump basically acts as his own press secretary. Clowning around with a supplicant press corps is his specialty.