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Agreed. I'd throw in being the center of attention also.

Amazing how he just said the other day that Biden wasn't "really" running the country for 4 years.

Actually, he is perfect for the job. The Heritage foundation found the perfect candidate because Trump doesn’t give a rat’s ass about this country or us. He is a racist grifter. The deal was: get him elected, let him grab money and inflict revenge, while the real work is done behind the curtain.

I guess it’s more like with a toddler who cannot hold a fineliner

The weave on the back of his head formed a bat signal. Like even he's toupee is calling out for help

And he has the nerve to question Biden’s use of the auto pen. Bahahahaha the old fool probably doesn’t know where he is right now.

I’m surprised he even asked what they were. Or did he?

I have magic beans for Trump.

Yeesh. I hate it when everyone in the room laughs politely at the Orange Dork. Super gaggy. Just once I’d love for a bystander to scream, “Do some homework, you worthless cruel-as-hell dumb shit puppet.”

Project 2025 is running the country.

Lucy would be 1000 times better as president

Auto -arm Trump with an autopen .

He looks like he has no idea of what he I signing. Who is running things anyway?

The Russians, I assume.

Same with elon. So many agencies were investigating his corrupt ass. There for the money and the Get Out Of Jail Free card

Anyone who isn't a Lamestream Propagandist shouldn't pay one second of attention to these E.O.s. They're just about making noise, and getting people riled up for nothing. The E.O.s don't carry the weight of law. Many are unconstitutional and unenforceable despite Dwumpy's Goon Squad. STFU Dwumpy.

The dude that holds a Sharpie like a preschooler? No.

Bringing on incompetents to create chaotic chatter while he gets his billions. All about the grift.

and to exercise revenge on anyone who has ever pierced his thin skin.

Dang Viv. 😢 ---Dirt

… running the country into the ground and to hell in the high speed lane.

Check out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

They're the team. Frightening

On the campaign trail here’s what he said at a rally speech in 2022: "Biden rules by executive order because he can’t lead, can’t negotiate, and can’t get anything done through Congress." Maybe the media should ask him about it.

Maybe he should use the Autopen & that way he could have more time playing golf & shitting in his pants.

He is a psycho.

He’s the Russian infiltrator!

That's a pus-filled head

Imagine if it was Biden 😂😂

He’s a puppet. So is his cabinet. He shows up when they tell him to and signs and says what they tell him to except he’s a sociopathic narcissist so he goes off the rails. They’re all told what to do and say. Not one shred of intelligence or integrity in any of them.

Right! But I doubt he even knows his alphabet. The way he signs his name is scribble scribble, triangle, scribble scribble scribble, straight line, scribble scribble scribble, straight line.... smh🤦🏽‍♀️

Don’t forget he gets to stay out of jail as long as he’s president.

Convict the racists

Don't forget Stephen "Joseph Goebbels" Miller and Steven Cheung.

EXACTLY! Said this 1st administration he has no idea what he is signing or what it entails. It’s the evil minions around him who feed him garbage you’re great Sir they love you sir ok now here sign this 🤪 it’s absolutely what’s happening

🤣🤣🤣he’s yummy

I swear to fuck this presidency is 85% signing hellish documents and assholes clapping

It’s worse than any auto pen.

Still find this amazing - Fox and all told us not to vote for the old senile guy. But here we are.

Does he go get to eat some cookies now with a Diet Coke? Maybe Grandpa needs a nap until they walk him out to unleash global economic chaos again with insane tariff threat. Then they can give him his phone so he can rage against all those who he perceives wronged him today.

73 I.Q.= moron =3 pts above IDIOT =5 pts above too mentally deficient to stand trial for murder in Louisiana 🐊 🐊 🐊

Sounds to me that he’s a “Human Auto” pen!

Reporter - "Mr. President, can you summarize for us please Sir, what that E.O., which you JUST signed, does? 🦗🦗🦗

Hey…but he didn’t use an auto-pen!

He is just a figure head.

He hasn’t a clue. He doesn’t know the consequences of what he signs. And you know what, he doesn’t care.

I wonder what's really in the EO. Because everything he mentioned is already the standard, no EO needed

Why don’t they just give Trump a throne and complete the scene with his fawning courtiers?

He’s just there for the grift - stop expecting him to behave like a real President.

Legit.

This really feels like an auto pen. Maybe house republicans should look into why their president doesn’t know what he is signing

But Biden, the guy that is no longer president and did not destroy the reputation and integrity of America, has cognitive decline. Ok.

and a bigly failed comb over

🤢🤮

Someone should tell him that whatever hair or fungus he has left on his head can't cover the bald spots anymore and watch him freak the fuck out!

Keep me out of jail, and you can run the nation

When I observe him, his facial expressions says: „Alright everyone knows, I don’t understand anything but everyone is fine with it, so I just have to pretend to be smart for the ones who want hear that. And I do have the power anyway and everyone sees that!“ This is how self-promotion works

He’s the autopen. A brainless signing tool.

Trump: “Never saw that before, but ok, I’ll sign anything Stephen Miller says I should!” Who’s running the government?

Best idea I've heard all day 🙌🏼 👌 👏🏼 💯

👌

Even better, slip one in to reinstall Roe V Wade. We know the fat fuck can't read.

Brilliant!

Brilliant!

This is his Project 2025 assignment.

A thousand percent this

Hopefully stage four cancer.

Probably given to him by the same moron who gave him all the South African news stories about other places.

"How many people here could have done that? ...I think a lot" So much for the praise

What a bunch of gobbly gook! This is to assure things that are based on science are based on actual science ( science we approve of) that used a scientific method. Tell me you don't understand scientific research and peer review...

Not a good sign for him. His cognitive decline must have progressed. Which could explain why they are removing the transcripts.

That’s a lot of word salad. SMH.

Is this the ‘Autopen’ he’s constantly jabbering about?

That looks like the giant pencil we used to teach my son to write.

Clueless

He should be embarrassed to not know what he’s signing but he’s not embarrassed. We are all embarrassed everybody’s embarrassed but MAGA they are all just stupid. STUPID stupid.

Auto pen at work.

tRump had no idea what the guy was saying

Did he use an auto pen?

I meant it in the derogatory way. He's such a tool.

shush...he doesn't know autopen has full control of him now.

Is Jake Tapper writing a book about it?

Thiel writes them. He just need to sign them. Not to understand them

The look on his face is like “Where am I? Who’s that? Mmm…burgers.”

I want to find one of Margaret calling him "nothing more than a golf playing figure head"

The thing is that the movie Dumb and Dumber was only 1hr and 47mins. Tolerable. We have been watching Donald and Dumber for 4yrs and 132 days. Insufferable.

Oops, what? So many EIEIO's; who can keep track?

This is a weird thing to notice...but is his signature differrent than it used to be?

😡😡😡😡😡

At least Reagan could hit his marks and say his lines coherently.

#d0naldPuppet

Every conservative accusation is a confession. This is the real “autopen”

All he has to do is sit there and sign whatever. That’s his idea of work. And jabber to press. Because Susie Wiles knows this man’s cognitive impairment is increasing and they have to carefully orchestrate every public event.

Not autopen but clueless none the less.

That comb over is worse than Big Ern McKracken’s.

Gold standard scientific methods? Did they just ban woke science? I can't even with this admin. If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

Word salad with big words. Too much for him. He just likes to sign things.

That’s because it isn’t his presidency.

Right. This is all Stephen Miller. Trump is laser focused on getting richer while Miller runs the country.

Cause he's a mascot, all he's ever been. In this nightmarish, saga of history for project 2025 and the Peter Thiel dark enlightenment bullshit billionaire takeover.

What are they slipping in.

Remember Fox had a spoof of the Apprentice called My Big Fat Fake Boss? At the end of each episode, contestants were fired randomly by a monkey. I feel like we've come full circle.