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It's probably hollow, too.

lol lol 😆

💯💯💯💯

Fucking hypocrite christian evangelical pedo supporting P'sOS!

All cowboy hat and no cows!!

Shocker, that’s not solid wood either

Talibornagains

As long as they still nail him up, I'm okay with the wheels.

Surprised he’s not on a hoverboard

It is because they don't want to damage it... and why did you hang out with them, Trump shill?

Even Kevin Ball, a TOTAL HEATHEN, knew that carrying the cross unassisted was critical to sending the right message. 🙄

It's motorized... dang

Kind of misses the point,doesn't it?

Cross not strong enough. 💩 heavy.

Was this an event at the Great American State Fair like the hog calling contest.

🟨These people are not religious, they are bottom feeding businesspeople, sucking the life and money out of any dim unsuspecting ding-a-ling that walks into their orbit, twits, twats, all the T's if you please.

Naught but drama. No facts.

Most churches don't understand the crucifixon process. What was borne by the perdon being punished was the crosspiece.

I'm telling y'all, God is testing us. It's not going well for anyone.

Why not use an immigrant?

It's probably Cardboard spray painted brown as well.

👀

Amusing, since they would have been in the front row hurling stones, filth and abuse at Jesus, judging by their actions now.

K, this legit, made me laugh out loud ...

There are no Christians.... christianity requires the sacrifice of ones life for the sake of their, forsaking all worldly possessions.. that died with the True Gnostics..

What 😱. 🤣🤣🤣

Right?

We all have our cross to wheel…

Enjoy the show

That's a joke right? You don't feel it unless you suffer!

Strange spectacle. Don’t remember the suit part either.

Nice suit.

🤣🤣🤣

listen, man, the cross is a hard burden to bear. if we're going to pretend a dude was the son of god, why not pretend the cross had wheels?

Dude needs some Heelies to complete the ensemble.

I've seen Dems post they would vote for Kinzinger or Cheney. It was Reaganomics that took from masses to enrich wealthy. It was lack of protection to voting regulations that has allowed voters to be disenfranchised. I want people to remember that that is STANDARD REPUBLICAN POLICY, not trumpism.

“If Jesus had wheels …” 😜

It needs a battery-powered motor, so they can put the "EV" in "evangelical".

New business idea: e-cross.

How about we use the cross for all the pedophiles in the Epstein files. 😂

I would call it sacrilege.

Ouch, Truth is a temporary pain in the behind at times , but without long standing shame or embarrassment in 2026.

Someone should beat the wheels off that thing, and see how far he goes

The wheels on the cross is a symbol of the MAGA Christianhood fools. Shows how these preachers gauge their MAGA suckers intellect to plan their scams.🤣

😆😂

Religion is just downright silly Why can't humanity move beyond superstition?

surprised he doesn’t have a caddie

Wet noodles all around!

just curious, were the concession stands open?

Made in China

Perhaps a crown of horns is more on point.

Only Christian’s Nationalists pull this nonsense, while real christians cringe. 🤮

Religion poisons everything...

I would watch this if they treated him like Jesus right before the crucifixion.

He has absolutely no idea!

Lyft cross?

🤣🤣🤣

Well said

Grifters! Another way to scam people out of their money. They should be taxed like corporations @ 35%. I remember Oral Robert’s in the 80’s saying if he didn’t raise a million $ god would strike him dead. Jim and Tammy baker and their grifting tv show, reminds me of Erika Kirk.

All of the victimhood but none of the sacrifice and pain.

Jesus would have killed for a set of wheels!

Jesus would not be a Christian.

The first time I saw this, I immediately thought of the wheeled lance that shows up in the intro sequence of DuckTales.

Where’s the next picture of this AH nailed to it?

One cross each - Line on the left please.....

😂 because of course..! so pathetic!

"Whoa, whoa, put the hammer and nails down! We got Velcro!!"

thee Republican "Jesus" is STRONG in these phony af 'christians.'

Always do as I say but not as I do….

Yup. 😏

Wow just wow...no words necessary

KISS already did it.

" woe to the rich " - Jesus in Luke 6

Trump is attacking religion in schools: This is Gateway Charter School in St Paul Minnesota while Texas Schools are using the Bible is blasphemy!

What a freaking loser this guy is.

That's a Roman torture device.

POTUS James Earl Carter Jr. was a Christian, who understood that the most important lessons coming from the Bible was the willingness to focus on accounting for self first. He was a student of the Bible and the single most honest man to have been elected to live in the White House.

Read Pat Conroy's The Prince of Tides. Hysterical parody.

Televangelist and evangelical ministries has a long history of perversion and graft…. Jerry Falwell Pat Roberts Tammy Faye Baker and spouse Robert Jeffress Let’s not forget Robert Morris (Trumps spiritual advisor) recently convicted for child sex crimes …. This is just the tip of the list…..

Surprised they didn’t have a couple Mexican guys carry it in for them & then have ICE arrest the Mexican guys!

this was on it but ....shit happens eh....

Shit, I feel sheepish using the little trailer to take my paddle board to the park down the street.

May God's wheel be done. Roughly 21% of U.S. adults are functionally illiterate.

Yes & I blame the English for our predicament. They had enough smarts to identify that the religious nutters of the day needed to be excised … but didn’t give them leaky enough ships !!! As for us convicts … the inferiority complex from transportation in chains has mostly kept us in our swim lane.

No no it’s fine, get the nails…..

Religious frauds👎

God should strike him dead-what a travesty

😀

Next is holographic images to lift any burden at all.

If he wants it to be real, he should get someone to flog him within an inch of his life, put 300 lbs of weight on the cross, and carry it up hill.

There used to be a church in my hometown that would walk up and down the main strip in town carrying a cross with wheels on weekend nights. (In America) That was in the early 90s so it's nothing new.

Probably a hollow, extra-light cross too. Gotta save their energy for hauling all the cash they milk from the congregation.

omg 🤣🤣🤣

Somebody get a light, & spark it!🤷🔥

But they put poor people to work...someone had to put those wheels on #JobCreators 🤣

All show no substance is right

Omg

I want to see it when they actually nail this fucker up on it.

Omg🤦‍♀️

Is that what megachurches look like? I’m vomiting now.

Yep.

They're all hypocrites.

Cosplay wanna be Jesus

rolled it on that little wheel." He appeared flummoxed and stammered for a minute before saying, "Well ... JESUS didn't HAVE a wheel!" "Then why do YOU?" I asked. After than he didn't want to talk to me anymore and moved off through the square, dragging his cross.

What next? an engine?