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And nobody will see the irony when Trump grants the fuckass political asylum.

This day just keeps getting betterer and betterer. Below is the original Instagram vid made by our hero the perp who crashed a Trump rally and told him where he could shove that ballroom.

Wouldn't this be another fine W to add to this week's collection?

I love Pokemon GO! Thanks for the cool postcard, Heather! ♥️🌋

Bluesky has 4 kinds of users Which one are you?

Wlalter Koenig has diwerted to Wulcan. Godspeed, sir.

Ипак, они су истрајали.

BTW though today is not officially recognized OFFICIALLY as Vesuvius Day, it IS Orthodox Vesuvius Day (according to just about every volcanologist) That being said, I hope you were not expecting somber reverence here. A volcano's gonna volcano. Heed the warnings. G'night again, little Earth.

At the end of a day, this song comes to mind. Cleansing flame gonna find you, you fcking fascists! & to the rest of y'all on this little Earth, good fight, and goodnight.

OMG I love it that folks on Bsky are discussing... ⬇️ My first five RPGs I played were: HeroQuest (board dungeoncrawl wtih strong RPG elements so I'm letting that count) Star Wars rpg (West End Games) Twilight 2000 2e D&D 3e D&D

AS IF I needed more reasons to cheer for the Brewers

Cleansing Flame, do yo thang! 🔥

Not all heroes wear capes. It's a pity the alleged-perp has been detained. There's still SO MUCH work to be done out there.

I don't usually follow sportsball, but what with the ongoing event to determine which team will be representing the planet Earth, I'm cheering for Milwaukee.

I think it's great that we have a chickenpox vaccine. I also really appreciate how smart modern computers and phones are for those of us who choose to use them smartly. Finally, who besides me remembers those sad flavourless minimally-chipped Chips Ahoy cookies from the 1970s? WAY better now, yes?

Time to sign off with another song that COULD have been about a volcano. I'm thinking of a fine tall drink of lava down in Peru, but I guess any old Misty will do when you're blue. G'night El Misti, Bárðarbunga, and all the other volcanoes, & pleasant dreams, little Earth.

Ruin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For In My Pants

How different would it be if Ukraine had oil fields?

I didn't spend the last 20 years of the Cold War as a kid scared shitless of red menace just to idly watch my country's current chickenshit leadership cozy up to those same people. Slava Ukraini!

Right now my approval rate isn't as high as Trump's, but my DISAPPROVAL level is MUCH lower. So I'm throwing my hat into the ring, or to be volcanologically accurate I'm dislodging a lava dome upon the electorate. Y'all might wanna stand back. STILL my disapproval rate will be lower than Trump's.

Soooo would this new separate Alberta have allied itself up with Trump's America? I'm really trying to figure out how they thought becoming Uncanadian was a good idea.

I have deep thoughts on this topic because I've done the same. What made it hard was that I had plenty of happy memories with both my parents despite their flaws, and tried to make things right again with my dad when he was in hospice. Every bad-parent is different. Let your heart decide what to do.

Looking for some cold night music and found this...or maybe this found me. The furnace just kicked on. G'night, little Earth.

🇨🇦 PM Carney calls for flags at half-mast to honour CFB Wainwright victims, praising emergency crews, medical workers and communities helping those affected. “Canadians come together in crisis.” 🎥 Credit: CPAC Live / YouTube ❤️🫡🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🫡❤️ ❤️🫡🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🫡❤️

My favourite Simpsons quote comes from Season 6: Episode 22. "Nobody ever suspects the butterfly"

Leave No Trace for Tax Purposes

Some people believe that Atlantis was once a volcano called Thera that existed where the modern Santorini volcano stands. It, much like Krakatau, blew itself apart in a VEI 7 catastrophe around 1600 BCE. Gnight, Earth and Atlantis.

Here's the part where I get to blame my weight on the pizza I ate when I was in high school.

Life is better with sprinkles.

This was NOT the redemption arc I was betting on, but honestly if this woman could do a face-turn (albeit late in the game it is) then maybe just maybe there's more to come.

Burn, baby, burn!

Far be it from me not to just let my past works speak for themselves.... but in case y'all didn't know, I once got paid a $20 bonus to instruct a flock of K-mart shoppers in how to perform the Macarena. Where image-fragility is concerned, I am unfuckwithable.

I started yesterday morning at 5:30, arrived at work to discover NO electricity, did cleaning-work for 2 hours til the power came back on, survived the rest of the day, and now I'm back home up late metabolizing the mixing-bowl full of caramel quadspresso I just had. Go to sleep, little Earth.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Are You There, God. It's Me, Margaret Thatcher.

Miss you, @barackobama.bsky.social .....

So now the Pentagon is in the business of live-streaming firing squad executions? Let me go on record as saying this is a horrible idea and NOT what America should be about....BUT... Will this policy be extended to ALL who broke the oath they swore to protect and uphold the Constitution?

In addition to World Space Week, it is also Banned Books Week. Books can open doors and take us places, so we need to fight to keep those doors unlocked for everyone.

When October comes to Villa Volcanohead, we start our annual horror movie film festival. Tonight we watched Something Wicked This Way Comes, & Volcanospouse asked "Dya know why they called her the Dust Witch" and I foolishly said "No" "BECAUSE IF THEY CALLED HER THE SAND WITCH PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH!"

Georgians....our time to shine is coming soon. Today is the last day to be registered so please go to mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/#:~:text=U... to check your voter status and register if you have not or have been purged.

There's 2wo kinds of people in the world. -- them that I'm sharing this homemade pan pizza with -- and them that wishes they were them I'm sharing this pizza with.

I talk a lot about the Hoover and Glen Canyon dams because they are currently doing their jobs well despite the disappearance of the water they're meant to contain. But what happens when the water wins? Geology as well as bad design played a large role in the St. Francis dam failure of 1928.

I love the month, though this song paints it a bit melancholy. Thematically it's about the troubled times during which the song was written as well as the band's struggle with faith. And it maybe owes its succinctness to the theft of Bono's briefcase-o-lyrics. G'night, little Earth.

VolcanoSpouse is doing some post-PT daily exercises and I thought it'd be a good show of support to join him. TF was I thinking #rubberlegs #squeakyknees #OMFG