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Pasha Paterson
Pasha Paterson
@zer0bandwidth.bsky.social
A professional geek. This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day. This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing twitch.tv/zer0bandwidth
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We laughed at Michael Scott when he said this would work. For some reason Troompaloompa thinks we should take him seriously.
Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.
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I am 47 years old and revisiting this still creeps me out a little bit. Particularly stark next to a very cute, silly ad. Tell me that closing bit doesn't look and sound like a promo for a horror movie where people die at a summer camp. youtu.be/7Y0GlyTm_h8?...
You're going to laugh, but... Star Trek IV. It was one of the first movies I ever saw in the theater. Most of the movie is pretty light-hearted, but for some reason, that giant alien cylinder shouting whale noises in space scared the bajeebus out of me.
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
I am 47 years old and revisiting this still creeps me out a little bit. Particularly stark next to a very cute, silly ad. Tell me that closing bit doesn't look and sound like a promo for a horror movie where people die at a summer camp. youtu.be/7Y0GlyTm_h8?...
Oddly that line does touch on an actual truth, which is, things are "worth" only and exactly what you can convince someone to pay for them. Which explains why he's so full of himself — because millions of voters mortgaged the lives of their children and grandchildren to put him in office.
Trump: "If we decided not to buy watches from Switzerland, they wouldn't be elite anymore and we would save about $40 billion"
💬It's just a dump to the left... 🎶...and then a plop to the right! 💬Put your hands on your hips, 🎶and turn your knees in tight, 🎶then a colonic thrust; the noise it makes is insane! 🎶LET'S POO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! —OR— Once this toilet hits 88 gallons per minute, you're going to see some serious 💩.
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
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I saw that look on my dad's face a lot, toward the end of his life. It was the look of a man no longer capable of comprehending the world around him.
TIME: You said you might annihilate Iran TRUMP: Yeah, I would do that. It's possible. TIME: How can the president of peace be calling for annihilation of an entire people? TRUMP: Bc by annihilating Iran, we've created peace in the world. With Iran, I don't think you could ever have peace.
I mean, I *guess* that's *one* way to frame the utter and total destruction of Americans' ability to save money for retirement.
Trump Labor Secretary Keith Sonderling: "We're seeing people staying in their jobs longer now ... we're seeing people very happy where they are in their jobs because employers are doing better."
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A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."