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as they cheer this, ICE agents just come out of the woodwork and arrest everybody, who still keep cheering

"Dems have to say anti-trans things to win" Turek edition: Turek made his first batch of anti-trans statements from September 8th to 11th. On 9/8, Turek has polling an average of 46.4% As of today? 46.1% Once again, it looks a lot like anti-trans policy doesn't help.

i think i need some amaze amaze amaze rn Now Showing 🎥

If you use ai generators, I hate you.

Outta my sight, scrub

Ruin a song title by adding "in my pants" to the title. Friday In My Pants, I'm in Love

Look, honey, the new Punchable Face Weekly arrived!

*half-unzipped, realization hits* Ope, sorry, thought the sign said something else

how about you summarize my ass

Sam Altman's head on a pike

Gonna be a long night in the ICU with dad

ate something risky today AND forgot to take my antihistamines

I disavow the Bloodhound Gang. (They had it coming anyway.)

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the boosters are hella mild this year but still all I feel like doing today is doing labyrinth runs in GW2

Be mindful of what you amplify. Don't let capital set your agenda.

am i actually right?!

plan for day: 1. Play some Halloween in Guild Wars 2 2. Go see dad in hospital 3. Get booster shots 4. Take an CompTIA A+ practice exam Lets see how well I do

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not another politician combatting LLM companies by completely buying into the propaganda they use to market themselves

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Proof of Life for Tax Purposes

My Uber is here.

Soon. Soooooon #BAND-MAID

the Year of Linux is officially NaN

i'm told this isn't green screened but goddamn it feels like it

men continually raping women and being pedophiles and getting away with it affects men, too. because women will presume you are like them, or that you aided and abetted men like them. and most of the time it's hard to blame women for thinking that way - because most of the time they'll be right.

the IT materials i'm studying have told me to use VPNs on public wifi to be safe. (no duh.) the same materials block me from accessing them when i'm on a VPN. i can pay the VPN extra for a dedicated IP, though, and that's supposed to fix it. this feels like a racket, doesn't it?

the clearest sign yet that this is a vibe-coded ass website is that i'm currently on hotel wifi (through a VPN, not my first rodeo) and i can watch YouTube just fine, I can play online games, but this fuckass piece of shit can't even load half the avatars on a thread

but i thought the bots were your favorites, Google

i don't drink so feeling continuously drunk all night has been a TRIP

only 84% of the calories in this Tim Hortons sandwich are actual calories, so, perfect choice for those on a diet

Oh noooo I forgot about reverse altitude sickness oh noooo

the one thing where Twitter still has Bluesky beat is being able to put brands on blast when they do some bullshit.

The amount of Ivanka-alikes in government seems inversely proportional to how much Ivanka herself shows up. And this term she's been a fucking ghost.

📽️ NOW WATCHING 🎬 (this counts as a horror movie)

What deliciously bizarre camps, I think I have to see this movie just because of this

First: this is very funny. Second: how's that appeasing the bigots strategy going, James?