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This isn't even my final form! *dies*

a thought. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarring...

I know Weird Al is trending because I start getting likes on a TikTok comment from last year.

With all of the new infra required to support the AI bubble, capitalism has unironically shown us the outcome of the paperclip problem in realtime.

It's actually good when nazis die.

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Hoodie weather in August? I love it, but wtf?

Have you ever considered that your PM is “vibe coding” you

I love wordplay so much it might be a phrase kink.

Somehow this just describes Vim.

Anyway with these AI coding experiments I’ve been doing, it’s good to know my skepticism isn’t simply just being old and cranky for the sake of being old and cranky: my instincts (that they’re being oversold by people who have incentives to do so) is still correct

@b0rk.jvns.ca Wizard Zines got a shout-out on The Besties podcast. Episode is from 3/7 at roughly the 41:30 mark. Just thought you should know!

Since this is the darkest timeline, it's only a matter of time before we see a "Roman salute" emote in Fortnite.

Yes it's obviously bad Facebook is getting rid of fact checkers, but no amount of Meta-funded fact checkers would address the real problem of the entire digital commons and all forms of public socialising and communication being captured by and dependent on for-profit tech companies.

WARNING: This product contains programming languages known to the State of California to cause memory unsafety

That's Nosferatu—he's like the main guy.

Is it artificial intelligence or 3 Markov chains in a trenchcoat

Who named it [NOUN] and not [PUN MY UNCLE WOULD ADORE]

This is the make shit up machine, it makes shit up. We've made it so that it absolutely cannot tell the truth reliably. We will now integrate it into every part of your daily life.

I'm excited that everyone loves VScode so much, but I don't really understand how "VS" stands for Vim

it’s only called a design system if it has pages of documentation no one reads, otherwise it’s just a sparkling component library

What idiot called it "object oriented programming" instead of "class consciousness"?

Christmas is a Die Hard holiday.

In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing. Jack is a dead tech bro.

It's really sad that someone trained a robot to do the only part of work people enjoy doing and not the boring parts nobody wants to do.

SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT is an anagram of OVERFED MEN WASTE PLOT

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is a Thanksgiving movie.

Video games blamed for centuries of brutal colonialism

Let's see if this actually works. Looking for mutuals that are into: 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji 🏗️ crane emoji

Wow. @searls.bsky.social just wrote maybe the most succinct explanation of the benefits of automated testing I've ever seen: > And once I've made something, I want to be able to change and improve it without becoming captive to the fear of breaking it. 🤯🤯🤯

Let's play some CODBLOPS6! > opens cod > restart required! > open campaign > app closes to launch a different app > restart required! > jk crashed lol > opens cod > open campaign > app swap why > resume campaign x_X

sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic

Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell

The Luddites were right.

Try not to live a life that has most people celebrating your death

“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer

There's a crane emoji! 🏗️ This is huge for me.

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

sqlite truly is the sqlite of databases

Buck Bumble 2 when?

Some of y'all don't know what a shibboleth is and it shows.

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police. I will never stop laughing about this!