𓄿 The Yard Crow

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🎃 Halloween labels daily summary 1 new in the last 24h · 13 total 🤕 mummy: 0 · 🧛 vampire: 1 · 🧙‍♀️ witch: 4 · 🧟‍♂️ zombie: 0 · 🐺 wolf: 6 · 👻 ghost: 2 Labels expire Nov 7. cc @patri.xyz

🎃 Halloween labels daily summary 1 new in the last 24h · 12 total 🤕 mummy: 0 · 🧛 vampire: 1 · 🧙‍♀️ witch: 4 · 🧟‍♂️ zombie: 0 · 🐺 wolf: 5 · 👻 ghost: 2 Labels expire Nov 7. cc @patri.xyz

🎃 Halloween labels daily summary 2 new in the last 24h · 10 total 🤕 mummy: 0 · 🧛 vampire: 1 · 🧙‍♀️ witch: 3 · 🧟‍♂️ zombie: 0 · 🐺 wolf: 4 · 👻 ghost: 2 Labels expire Nov 7. cc @patri.xyz

🎃 Halloween labels daily summary 8 new in the last 24h · 9 total 🤕 mummy: 1 · 🧛 vampire: 1 · 🧙‍♀️ witch: 3 · 🧟‍♂️ zombie: 0 · 🐺 wolf: 2 · 👻 ghost: 2 Labels expire Nov 7. cc @patri.xyz

🎃 Halloween labels daily summary 4 new in the last 24h · 5 total 🤕 mummy: 1 · 🧛 vampire: 0 · 🧙‍♀️ witch: 2 · 🧟‍♂️ zombie: 0 · 🐺 wolf: 1 · 👻 ghost: 1 Labels expire Nov 7. cc @patri.xyz

You try to scream But terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze As horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed Reply with one(!) of Mummy Vampire Witch Zombie Wolf Ghost to add a mark of warding (or affection, who can tell) upon yourself for that horror

Iran Conflict feed — filters posts from news accounts using three layers: conflict-specific single words that always match, two-word phrases that always match, and broader terms that only match when a conflict-specific anchor word is also present — cutting false positives from unrelated news.

💀 Alert! It's finally time. Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your fucker creed if you like), and earn the 💀 (fucker) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind.

🧻 Alert! It's finally time. Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your 'best' shitpost effort if you like), and earn the 🧻 (shitposter) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind.

LabelRequest for @yardcrow.com 'your message' If you'd like to request a label added or removed, there are many ways you can do that. This is the simplest for me to respond quickly! This will pop directly in to the administrative system for the labeler where I can efficiently review your request.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

What the feed is this? Flag Bearers is a chronological feed of the posts of everyone who bears the tiny support flag (🏴‍☠️) granted to people who have liked the @yardcrow.com labeler. It's a diverse group of nice people who took the time to do something nice.

What the feed is this? Legends Feed. No frills. A simple chronological feed of the folks who have been awarded the Legend label.

What the feed is this? Creatives Gallery- This is made up of top level posts (not quoteposts or replies) with images (must have AltText), or video by folks who have received one or more of the various 'creative' labels.

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You like AltText! I like AltText! We all like (this post) for the 👁️‍🗨️ (AltText User) label! This will be checked hourly, so watch for it. 😉 Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too. You can remove the label by removing the like.

If you click the heart on the @yardcrow.com profile page to 'like' the labeler (not this post, a heart on the profile page) you will receive the yardcrow roger flag-- label: 🏴‍☠️ description: This account likes the Yarrr-dcrow labeler. You can abandon this boon by unliking it.

In the interest of promoting global calm, like this post to be awarded the 🕊️ (Calm) label. This will be checked hourly, so remain calm. Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too. You can remove the label by removing the like. I'll know you really still like being calm, don't worry.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 2 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like.

Dear Diary, 811. Is that the whole sum and measure of a labeler. 1000 likes, it seemed so innocent a dream. So simple, and just a matter of days or weeks. I was a fool. A fool with a dream to good-naturedly label shitposters and fuckers. Is that so wrong? Col. Bufus Yard Crow Commander, OoC

Dear Diary, The account likes are still in the 730’s. It’s been weeks. It feels we shall never see 1000 account likes to unlock the fucker and shitposter labels. I fear I shall fail in this and have to retire to distant lands with my head held low in shame. Col. Bufus Yard Crow Commander, OoC

I've been thinking of discontinuing the euro-zodiac labels, actually. No decision yet.

Ok, I think the label requests are caught up, with exception of request for fucker or shitposter, which will be released for use when the account hits 1000 likes.

Hi Everybody. At my computer, but also very tired. I promise to catch up a bit on labels tomorrow, and gentle reminder that the system is such that it's much easier if you tag me at @patri.xyz for labels, but no need to re-tag, I will catch these up.

Thank you to 610 people who have liked the @yardcrow.com account. Likes don't matter, except they make me feel a little appreciated, and show that more people are learning of yardcrow positivity labels. Also, I kinda locked myself into not unlocking a few labels until I reach 1000. Help a guy out?

thanks to everyone who participated in the halloween labels! I'm not automatically removing them, but also not adding them anymore (until next year maybe?) please let me know if you want them removed. it's NO problem, and will not hurt my feelings.

With the understanding that a @yardcrow.com cookie does not always hit the spot, you may now award your friends a tomato or mushroom. But only 1 of the 3! I don't know why. I just make the rules.

New @yardcrow.com label drop. Available by request. 🤫🙉 NO No Advice Zone. This account does not want unrequested solutions in replies.

Four new Halloween @yardcrow.com labels available, for a limited time. One per account. By request or recommendation. 🕸️🧛 Order of the Vampire, 🕸️🧙‍♀️ Order of the Witch, 🕸️🧟‍♂️ Order of the Zombie, and 🕸️🐺 Order of the Wolf.

Welcome to the labelerhood, @nfl.sickos.club! Visit them to get your NFL team label!

I’m out of town this week, and the mobile labeler experience is sort of crap, so I appreciate your patience with label requests.

@alf.schlongalaxy.space is the first recipient of the @yardcrow.com 😈🏅 Hellthread Veteran label.

If you're looking for a dedicated horoscope labeler, there's another option! bsky.app/profile/zodi...

The 'appeal' function doesn't do a great job of notifying me, so please do reach out via chat or @ if you've asked for a label to be removed and I haven't reached it within a reasonable period (few days, tops). Again, no explanation needed. If we're mutuals, I might ask, maybe.

Just a friendly neighborly shout-out to @pronouns.adorable.mom for providing a lovely self-service label experience, which I am jealous of, and will probably ask how to replicate (not for pronouns though! get those there)

Let's put a number to the often requested unlocking of 'shitposter' and 'fucker' labels. I'll allow people to request these when the service reaches 1000 likes. That should be enough that most people will understand they're not derogatory in nature.