Wraith

I have the best friends

when ur teammate hasn't responded to anarchy, tournament, or lfg pings for the past 2 weeks #highdivsplatoon

Yet I still want to play with friends because soooo many midlevel+ players are bigots, intentionally or not. I'll grind sendouq when people stop calling me bro or do more pickups when the women aren't expected to plan everything. To not need a protective circle of people is a privilege.

Having a good time flexing between dapples and twinks :) vdualie, you served me well but I am currently happier without you bby

Is a tournament league where divisions are based on average team xp something that would be feasible to run /useful and interesting to players/spectators?? Or some other xp format maybe? Only as a hypothetical- I'm not a TO nor do I have the hours in a day to become one 😅 (thank you TOs <3)

New team comp idea

@areacup-global.bsky.social has began posting replay codes for their tournaments, starting with AREA CUP Six Seven which is available here: areacup.com/memory_player super cool work from them and would love this standardized for semis and grands of S ranked (and above) tournaments

do i pay $75 to own kingdom hearts Again but This Time On Switch?????

JESSE JETPACK THE GOATTTTTTTTTTT

Flake is the goat, genuinely amazing liter, great knowledge and has amazing work ethic! #compsplatoon

If Sendou has a million fans, I'm one of them. If Sendou has one fan, I'm THAT ONE. If Sendou has no fans, that means I'm dead.

Was speccing a new team the other day and it finally clicked :O #splatuber

i WILL become good at splatoon through sheer stubbornness

i accidentally changed my hyperfixation from making content to grinding x. sorry gang hopefully my brain will allow me to make something soon

soloq is the way

Its very interesting the way that someone's main/ the role that they learned the game through affects what they consider universal truths abt how the game works

i cannot miss another riptide oh my gosh i didnt realize how much fomo id be having lmao

Nintendo delayed splatoon 4 so WE (ALL OF US) will hit 3200 jp TOGETHER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️let’s do it FAST and they’ll release it EARLIER💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥please release a good balance patch nintendo i cant take it anymore theres like 20 different weapons calling to me like the green goblin mask on the daily……

Made something

How vac doing post nerf? I havent been paying attention to top level and low level doesnt use it right lol

brown dapples are actually also blue theyve lied to us

youtu.be/soA5zHNnNAU interesting thoughts on numbers advantage

[ content warning for eye-strain ] Complex feelings about competitive. #splatoon #oc #compsplatoon

I think everyone should have a go at having terrible takes sometimes, its good for you

how do i talk like a normal person i can never play comp games with people i be shouting shit like “im fat and gay and pregnant” when i get a kill

go do ur rank ups so i can find x matches pls xoxo =)

Splatoon Is My Favourite Concerning Game

oh SHIT my 2 year hrt anniversary was on the 15th and i MISSED IT

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

Something about patience being rewarded, or something #splatoon #splatoonclips #inkbrush

I love u testosterone 💜💜💜💜 thank u testosterone 💜💜💜💜

Photo bundles for comp teams i think are cool, part 1: | Absolution | Go give every member of the team tons of love! Wraith, Kudzoo, Sprii and Bulno are such skilled players and lovely people all around :)

Finally getting back into tournaments! We got third in tristrike silver bracket tonight ggs alll @wraithspl.bsky.social "should i swap back to vdualie??" @kudzoo.bsky.social "right stick and pray" @bulno.bsky.social "gonna repark my car while the first game starts" @sprii.bsky.social "legit c*mming"