Wolfie Wuff

Wolfie Wuff

@wolfiewuff.bsky.social

🏳️‍🌈|Gaymer|Furry trash|He/Him/Howl Lvl 47 Auditor in Sacramento, CA Legalize awoo! No minors! Sometimes NSFW

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I really hate attending trainings/presentations hosted by people who utterly lack public speaking skills. Listening to someone read from a presentation script like they're conjugating Latin straight from a 1920s textbook is absolutely the worst.

I'd actually rather listen to AI. At least AI voices emulate things like warmth, levity, emotion, and variable tempo. It's sad when a robot is more pleasant and less robotic than a human. And it makes it nearly impossible to listen/retain anything being presented.

Meanwhile, the guy working out to my right is doing deadlifts, and he's arching his back like he's a scared (scary?) Halloween cat... I weep for his back's future

Wolfie Wuff@wolfiewuff.bsky.social

I'm doing (attempting?) squats, and my quads are in open revolt. Hecking OUCH 😭☠️

I have about three months' worth of work I need to finish in about five weeks. As if that's not enough, I have to take time away from that and spend my lunch in a meeting about ... the difference between *.csv, *.xls, and *.xlsx files? How is anyone in my office having an issue with this?! 😩🫠🙃

Whether family or friends, treasure those you hold close. Even when your lives drift apart due to time and circumstance, remember to be grateful for the impact they had on your life.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Breaking Benjamin Chevelle Iron Maiden Korn Marilyn Manson Metallica Megadeth Stabbing Westward Tool Trans-Siberian Orchestra

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"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" "This town needs an enema!"

Fido 🐶@thedalmie.bsky.social

The #1 Movie when you was 10yrs old, is how your 2026 is gonna go.... “YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS AS THE DAY THAT YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!”

I love going to reconcile all my purchases for the past week and seeing a bunch of large purchases charged to my card that I didn't make! Someone went shopping at Williams-Sonoma and Lowe's and grabbed lunch at Jack in the Box, and it wasn't me! 🫠🫠🫠🙃

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So I heard the advertisement world gave us another “oh no, he’s cute” wolf. (I needed to add the subtitles myself because *holy appropriate song*, Batman!)

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hey remember last year when we raised over $4,000 for the sasha the wolp??? sasha and the wonderful people at sakari's place sanctuary are once again asking for our support this winter. every dollar and every share helps support the internet's favorite wolfdog and her pack 🐺❤️ gofund.me/140f64148

This is absolutely fantastic! I definitely recommend taking a few minutes to watch Snow Bear

Aaron Blaise@aaronblaiseart.bsky.social

❄️❤️ THANK YOU! Snow Bear has passed 85,000 views in just over a day. I was teaching a workshop all day so I'm just catching up on all your amazing messages… You’re incredible. 🙏🐻‍❄️ Watch here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xOXolSQcEb4