Carl Winberg

The destination du jour for fascists fleeing *from* south america

you get those photos of the world leader meeting? Sure did boss, real fucking romantic just like you asked.

I assure you, Ireland is under there somewhere.

I'm sure Microsoft offering voluntary exit to a quarter of its workforce is not a sign of anything bad

This is gonna be the worst studio in town to work for.

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

Some essential items are getting really expensive! Recreational drugs, for instance

me: mom, what was I like as a little girl? my mom (completely fucking braindead): hey alexa describe a human kid or something

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" has been really bugging me because a) yes you can and b) you definitely should, that was the main problem

“I can’t see a makers mark, shall we have a look inside?”

Because Bari Weiss knows that science is a fraud if it contradicts the interests of the Ellisons and her other masters. www.mediamatters.org/broadcast-ne...

We are now at the point where Trump is comparing the asses of Jon Husted and Nicki Minaj.

No, they were middle-aged men wearing powdered wigs, elaborately embroidered hostess jackets, silk hose, and shoes with enormous buckles and substantial heels. In other words, our Constitution was written and signed by drag queens.

This could be got in one. Not by me, though, obviously. Got the Oct 25 Actorle in 2 guesses and 2m 40s ⬛🟩 🏆 Top 46% today actorle.com/s/iRbh29J

Obama: Trump is like Saddam Hussein. Every Republican in unison: He said WHAT about the Cheesecake Factory???!!

[‘saying “fuck off Billy Corgan” at semi-regular intervals since 1991’ voice] fuck off Billy Corgan

Every 5 year old has tried this one 🙃

Pestilence: there can only be four horsemen of the apocalypse Famine: so, one of us needs to go War: well, I know who I’d choose Gary: you thinking Death too?

Oh crikey we've annoyed the Roman statues. Mea maxima culpa. Me paenitet

just found out that if you bring your own bags and you organize the items on the belt in the most efficient way and are really fast loading up your groceries, you can sometimes get a compliment from the checkout person, in case anyone needed a new possible reward to try to unlock

Hi, dictator expert here! this is not funny, dictators only do this when they’re in extreme distress

Ah, loved this job.

Just checking the weather

V E R Y W I N D Y

The loan shark’s question was a good one: do I ever want to walk again?

Yes, but your two big ideas so far have been police and crime commissioners and Brexit. Shall we check on them first?

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How is this even a company

Netflix is the fucking drain the rest of the industry is swirling around.

Last week, an English person asked me if we 'have Halloween in Ireland' This is the most offensive thing that anyone has ever said.

everyone in charge of basically anything is doing a really bad job right now

The swiffer

My pet ferret, Rupert, is negotiating a ceasefire between Rome and the Etruscans.

In the Docky Wocky!

I shouldn’t have to hear about YouTubers

If anyone's kid has lost their Columbia Statistical Research Group' model of survivorship bias, I found it on the street in Walthamstow yesterday.

Fuck these fucking fucks for fucks sake