The Mighty Willtor

From the song, we can infer that Funkytown is in a country with socialized healthcare.

It’s never been more clear that racism is a scam perpetrated by wealthy elites to convince working people to blame someone other than the wealthy elite.

Good god.

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Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

People seem very opposed to the idea of imprisoning billionaires for crimes against humanity but if we try it once and it feels right we should keep doing it

Quick! Somebody cover Sundar Pichai's eyes!

The Cryptkeeper thinks the poors have it too good.

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me, and how many times this would've saved my life.

The bloodiest war (by % of Americans killed) was the Civil War. Do we "certainly condemn" the violence of the Union troops? Even lost-causers admit that killing in order to free slaves is justified, or they wouldn't work so hard to pretend the Civil War wasn't about slavery. God bless John Brown.

Democrats don't pivot right challenge level impossible. Like, why not... try? ... to go left. That's why anybody was even excited about you. The right knows it has the candidate it wants (in the GOP). The left knows it doesn't. Undecideds know you're an opportunist. You *had* energy behind you.

Everybody saying naps, but... naps.

*post* [leans back] Nailed it.

add a photo you took of something good. A little past peak, but as I was driving past it to park, it absolutely glowed in the sunlight.

These states making laws more extreme than what Trump is calling for... People need to leave folks tf alone.

reminder

🔥 @jumaane.bsky.social : “They’re going to try to make the gentleman they shot the worst human you’ve ever heard of… a father picking up his child was shot by a rogue agency controlled by Trump. That’s what occurred. He represents evil. He is doing the Devil’s work.” #AbolishICE

"Unharmed." Not hit by any of the bullets.

"Why don't more women come forward" 🤔

Post your profile pic: This was the Godzilla movie my brother and I always watched growing up: Godzilla 1985 (1984 in Japan). It terrified me, but I loved it. Lifelong Godzilla fan, ever since. I don't post a pic of me because they either have my kids, or they'd make my account look like LinkedIn.

Henry the Fifth Element

Bowman: Socialism is whatever grievances we've got cooking right now.

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

Got a warning on Reddit that said I was advocating violence. Friends, I said people who put swangas on their cars should get their cars keyed.

Nazi party upset that it's full of nazis

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.

Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.

People have gotta stop projecting their values and motives onto politicians. They're not like you. They would gladly let you watch your children die of hunger or bombs if they thought it would win them an election. They already do this thing. Your life isn't different from the ones they destroy.

Absolutely 💯 Agree…. If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.

We're witnessing the Rapist-to-President and/or Rapist-to-Supreme Court Justice pipeline with this Cornell scandal.

Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...