scorch forever

The issue, to me, isn't a specific phishing email or when assistants get rings or whether it's sound to avoid the second apron and negotiate hard or jettisoning Mitch pre-parade. It's how it's all seemed almost designed to drain the sweetness. A pointed sprint to poison the well.

Obvious electoral rake-stepping aside, at what point is anyone going to acknowledge that young men are not “locked out” of the economy by some nefarious entity (women), they are literally feeding all of their disposable income into the gaping maw of sportsbetting apps. It’s actually quite simple.

Bro what the fuck were the Eagles doing

It’s not quick anymore as you will need to watch an ad between each sock but don’t worry it auto plays so it’s easy!

gonna set up a nanny cam in the office kitchen to figure out who keeps emptying the coffee pot and not making a new batch

17-0 despite getting stuck with ditto at right tackle? All time pokeball knower

Oh for sure teams are lining up to give a second rounder for a guy getting 2 targets a game

Vibe shift update: Dems getting endorsements from legendary Texas high school football coaches

guy who said he’d disown his own son if he was gay loses job for unrelated reasons, now forced to rely on millions already made in his career

Lukewarm take: Mo developing into a consistent 20-25 min a night guy is critical for the Knicks to repeat because it’s the only way to ensure OG, Hart, and Mikal get enough rest to stay fresh all year.

We went to Wrigley (and got the obligatory first time certificates) this year and I was shocked at how few hot dog stands they had

Desperately need Talarico to start hammering home the point that anyone voting for him needs to vote Dem all the way down the ballot.

i am growing very close to convinced that Andy Beshear actually Believes in Things.

If you spend your childhood listening to boomer and Gen X Catholics trying to explain why abortion is bad you develop a natural ability to turn any voice into a Charlie Brown Adult Noise.

My fiancé watching the Kansas football hype video

“Republicans want to talk about which bathroom kids use so people don’t remember they’ve closed almost 200 public schools in Texas” is such a goddamn layup and Dems are blowing it

“Hey remember how things in Texas have gotten significantly worse over the past 30 years? A bunch of guys responsible for that like me!!!”

cowardly

My Catholic ass watching videos of JD Vance talking end times bullshit.

I do think this will help to explain to people why you can’t argue with Christian fascists. They fundamentally don’t care if they’re monsters because of some half cocked ends justifies the means fire and brimstone ideology.

Cool situation where I basically have to build it into my weekly routine to confirm I’m still registered to vote

I have a possible compromise:

The Yankees are paying for the sin of moving A-Rod to third

Man, when MLB nails it they really nail it

your nephew is hooked on opioids because cops took the drug prevention money and spent it on flock cameras to stalk their ex wives

Sad to see a guy only able to deliver a fastball like this when he’s trying to throw a slider

Inarguably the worst of the Great Lakes. The best part of it is the Canadian side of Niagara Falls that everyone thinks is the entire falls. So weak that it justified the short lived disgrace of calling Lake Champlain a Great Lake.

Put the man in the finest bubble wrap fashioned from hemp

Just in case you needed another reason to put your efforts into flipping Texas state leadership & legislature instead of a flashy senate race.

oh so assholes are just gonna lie about who Dolly was now huh?

are you fucking kidding me

Or, more accurately: Former mediocre NBA player attends W game to cause a scene and accelerate his right wing grift game, Natasha Cloud tells him to shut the fuck up

Oh that is gonna be the worst quality beef imaginable

there are like 3 moments in this where she's like "should i wrap this bit up or keep going?" and each time she comes back to the mic she ascends to a new level

Guillotines are the moderate position

A successful, single man in New York City can't find a girlfriend? Let's see what's going on here [mechanic pops the hood] Well, there's your problem www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/w...

Amazing precedent to set for the Knicks to take advantage of imo