Mighoul Revenantparaz

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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats For Tax Purposes

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Jon Bernthal: Got real mad and punched a hole in it

Three days I’ve been away from this horrid Creature. Already I miss him terribly.

Folks I just looked at an English copy of Master Fighter II (the classic bootleg NES version of SFII) and you need to read the back

“Hound of Tindalos noticed me”

“STOP EATING YOUR MUMMY PENIS ON THE COUCH” is an actual phrase I have uttered

Gave my dog a Greenie, but called it a “greenis” when I offered it to him Don’t worry, I’ve already called the cops and PETA (to offer them a greenis)

The perfect Bluesky post has to be a combination of righteous indignation, serene confidence that they landed a zinger, and a complete lack of comprehension that not everything needs to be punditry.

Honestly hard to think of a better succession of character names than Steve Buscemi’s run on Miracle Workers.

If you wanted someone to get to know you, what horror movie would you show them?

“Die mad” OK! I will! Glad you’re able to let go of anger and resentment so easily! That speaks to a healthy outlook and a high level of emotional intelligence! I’m happy for you! Motherfucker!

I have a new single out today! 🥊 floodmagazine.com/234048/teens...

there are incredible women to support in the youtube space for those with eyes to see

Did Tove Jansson design these?

I don’t understand how these can all be the same animal.

Medical sites when you google symptoms you think might be appendicitis:

To be, or not to… FUCK! Line?

Resident Evil [2026]

[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck

Yeah yeah, two 8-bit processors so we can say we’re 16-bit, humanity is just a bunch of walking Turbografx-16s

rip

Generational talent, RIP to a real one.

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

New Yorkers: Talking Simpsons can now be spotted in Times Square!

I am the very model of a modern day typographer I know the type tonalities from elegant to jocular I am a master tracker and my kerning is harmonical I know the sacred swatches and can name the hues Pantonical (Full version of Modern Day Typographer now on my YouTube channel)

Just found out I can trick out my Star Wars Zero Company mercs like a street gang in an ‘80s movie

Someone is into shmups at the local rescue

There’s an old late-‘90s EDM track that got stuck in my head unbidden, so I naturally went and looked for the video. Not sure what I expected, but it wasn’t an homage to Friday the 13th Part 3.