Wack'd 🏳️‍⚧️

it probably goes without saying, and not that pointing out hypocracy matters because these people know what they're saying isn't true but think saying it makes it so but arabs invented BASE TEN and THE NUMBER ZERO there's not really a group of people it'd be dumber to accuse of not doing science

WAIT SORRY, WALTER KOENING'S DAUGHTER WROTE THE UNAIRED INVADER ZIM ZIM/DIB SHIPBAIT EPISODE?!?!

well, too late now

1970s ADULTS: children's television exists to create a sentimental attachment to and insatiable need for consumer products, and this is a real problem for kids' development 2020s ADULTS: how dare you suggest my unproblematic faves the muppets should be in fewer commercials. i'll fucking cut you

cloning was the only way to stop the halloween killings. we had to fight myers with myers

a fun thing you can do is any time you see a tv episode/short story/song title in quotes, pretend they're scare quotes and the writer is being devastatingly sarcastic

SPANAKOPITA!!!

I saw someone online posting about Nathan Fielder and they referred to him as “Nate” and feigning that level of familiarity with Nathan Fielder feels so perverse to me. I have never been more acutely aware of the walls that separate me from truly knowing another person as I am with Nathan Fielder

Advice on fencing with an octopus. Oct 23 2018

I know for a fact I clipped this tiny segment from a Jack Benny Show skit some time ago but couldn't find it so I had to clip it all over again. Sometimes you see some bullshit & you just have to scream, "NOW WHAT!?!?!?" like this appearance from Mel Blanc as a burnt-out customer service employee.

nikki being in fortnite is not the problem, 'obsession' being a financial instrument first and a piece of art second is the problem, and the only way to solve it is to make it so art is no longer a financial instrument. this goes for stuff you like too

i'm not qualified to have a horse in this race, but it's probably not a good sign that a lot of headlines and comments about apu coming back in some way riff on "thank you come again"

I still need about 70 dollars to get my computer fixed. If anyone has anything to spare, I'd really appreciate it. (Please ignore deadname) www.paypal.com/paypalme/muk...

that is the font from kevin smith's 'dogma' you fools!

'thunderbirds' restoration videos are once again making me wish i had any interest in watching 'thunderbirds'

They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.

frankly, sometimes they'll do this even if you're just relatively well-behaved and maintain a B average

i like the idea of a "strictly trans rights" shirt. gotta get one of those

i finished the show so now all i have is my delusions

Ok my friend olive made this

i was really excited about lay's barbecue brisket flavor because i like brisket, but it tastes exclusively of barbecue -_-

This isn't easy for me to say, but Sushi is in trouble right now. We're doing everything we can for her, but she needs your support. Please donate if you can, and share if you can't. Thank you. gofund.me/a5d60fe83

genuinely miserable right now because i had a dream i saw an incredible surreal piece of indy lofi queer filmmaking and when i woke up it turned out this movie i'd declared my new favorite only existed in my subconscious

hi jāmstie

Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/

i'm feeling very normal about all the "this is why all men should be seen as prospective predators" posting today. makes me feel like i live in a sane and caring society

September 30th -> October 1st

The crusaders.

The past. Sept 25 2018

why are 'mario kart' fans so fucking mad nintendo shipped a finished game

New Endgame Release Just Desperate Attempt to Extend MCU Hype Cycle, Say People Who Haven't Shut Up About MCU for the Past Week

sammy fableman after hitting someone with an anvil: i'll never tell anyone about this...unless i out it in a cartoon or something

the barenaked men