Andrew Bernhard

Tonight’s Moon over the Terminal Tower in Cleveland, Ohio

The idea of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @pablo.show hooping at the police academy is a movie.

@pablo.show 😭

At least the Chiefs didn't use a high draft pick on Mansoor Delane

HEY DIPSHIT THE BALL GOES WHERE YOUR HIPS ARE POINTED AND GUESS WHAT - YOUR HIPS WERE POINTED RIGHT THE ENTIRE TIME

Might be time to go home and be a family man

I know not every person is Denny, but come on

If there was ever a more "wins are not a QB stat" than this, I don't know what is @minakimes.bsky.social

@tabletopgamedeals.bsky.social any gamers ever shop with Atomic Empire? Stumbled across them the other day and they had some great deals and cool selection. Free shipping at a low amount. Hoping it wasn't too good to be true 🤞

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

Rome wasn't built in a game

Rome Odunze absolutely crushing it in my WR downfield blocking league though.

U2 walked so Coldplay could walk even slower.

Telling Travis Bazzana “good eye” and he just says hello back

Throw the ghost of Treveyon Henderson on the pile. Starting 2 of Allen, Henderson, Lloyd, and Pierce. Pile of mids.

We went to Milwaukee a couple of years ago for Bob Uecker Bobblehead Night (no regrets) and caught this video of the sausages folding into the service elevator together 😂😂😂

He's holding nothing back. You truly love to see it.

“Trump’s October preëlection surprise is that he’s finally decided to begin openly helping Vladimir Putin in Russia’s war of conquest against Ukraine,” Susan B. Glasser writes. Read her latest column: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/y76eLM

I agree with this slovenly old man in makeup & Depends - We SHOULD be focusing entirely on the fact the President of the United States is now openly supporting Vlad Putin's Russia That every network isn't breaking into Wheel of Fortune or whatever to hammer this is just plum wild.

Hello, friends! 👋👋 For all the great people here on Bluesky, the Official App of Sports™️, "The Outlook" is here, to break down ALL viable fantasy football options for Week 6! - HOU-JAC, CHI-ATL, BAL-CLE, TEN-IND - NYJ-NE, NO-NYG, CAR-PHI, PIT-TB - ARI-LAR, LAC-KC, BUF-LV, DAL-GB, WAS-SF

It's GAMEDAY, Cleveland! ⚾️ The Guardians are two wins away from the World Series as they take a 2-1 ALCS lead into Game 4 against the Rays. First pitch is set for 8 p.m. on TBS and truTV. Picture: John Kuntz, cleveland.com

EXCLUSIVE: Four years ago, the NFL pledged $7 million to non-profits as part of Deshaun Watson’s suspension. But that money didn't all go to outside charities. Instead, the league steered some of the money back to itself to pay for its own internal "training." www.foiaball.com/p/nfl-deshau...

Paging @paulscheer.com Bring our guy Jake on for a cameo whenever this gets rebooted someday.

Guaranteed this helicopter smells crazy

Our chargers aren't scampering out of this one @dennycarter.bsky.social

Is there a scenario where the best ball and DFS bros make a killing by exploiting this? I'm not math smart enough, but these off of Vegas implied totals. Could real good bettors clean house?

"This is the place that I love, and they love me back." José Ramírez with some heartfelt words for Guardians fans 🥹 📹: @TBSNetwork

I needed 42 points from Puka and Davante for the win. Never didn't have it.

You take your Corum, I'll take my Kyren. Even at cost. This is a clear pecking order.

My reaction to watching Puka Nacua play football is the same reaction I have watching my 3-and-a-half-year-old son do literally anything

The Guardians set their 26-man roster for the ALCS. Only change: Slade Cecconi on, Daniel Schneemann off

Hello friends! 👋 For all the great people on Bluesky, the Official App of Sports™️, "The Outlook" is here, to break down EVERY viable fantasy football option for Week 5! - PHI-JAC, HOU-TEN, CIN-MIA, LV-NE - MIN-NO, CLE-NYJ, IND-PIT, NYG-WAS, CHI-GB - DEN-LAC, DET-ARI, SF-SEA, BAL-ATL, BUF-LAR

One big swing can change everything ⚾️ Can J-Ram and the Guardians complete the comeback in the ALDS?

Back just in time for the postseason. Which the Chargers will be eliminated from for 8 weeks.

Vogt pregame: "If he doesn't pitch tonight and we win, he'll probably throw a bullpen in the bullpen at some point, just so he's ready for Saturday."

José Ramírez! Off 99.9 mph That’s by far the fastest pitch he’s hit for a home run in his career, including playoffs What a moment for it

The Guardians struck out 19 batters today, the most by a team in a 9-inning game in postseason history

FS1 has to fix their scorebug. I'm a bit colorblind, but whatever color they're using for base runners isn't showing up to my eyeballs. I know there's runners on 3rd, then 1st, but only because I'm watching the game. @foxsportsradio.bsky.social

Here's a nearly 10-minute supercut of Troy Jackson taking it to Susan Collins during their debate tonight, including Jackson telling her "you can't eat road salt" and "Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"

🪖 Austin Ekeler Film Side Quest 🎞️ I was watching Antonio Williams & couldn't help but notice Austin Ekeler, who was just signed last week by the Commanders after suffering a torn achilles in 2025. Ekeler looked like the best RB on the Commanders in Week 4. He was explosive in his first game back.

Every Monday morning during the fantasy football season, I put together a thread featuring data from the week's games. This isn't about takes. It's just about providing information. Here's the Week 4 data dump.

Nope!