VentureForth (she/her)

OK but how many years have these Men cost everyone else

RIP to the SNL writers who must be frantically reworking their cold open now that Zacharia has been fired already

Watch literally anything else.

Good work to Massachusetts! Everyone else get on their level!!

every year!!

ICE is making all of us less safe. Cut off the funding. Enforce the body cameras. Vote out every person who supported this lawless agency. Abolish it. Prosecute killers.

They're in every single neighborhood I go to, just sauntering around in packs of 5-7. Intimidating our people, wasting our taxpayer dollars. GET OUT

Do NOT sleep on the working ears!! Listen when I talk, I can cook for myself.

@jortsthecat.bsky.social Some more great merch, and an equally great opportunity to get Menswear Advice in exchange for a $20 donation to a couple of Bay Area rescue orgs.

Once again, inevitable question: if this is what they’re doing to Senator Kim in front of cameras, what are they doing to the detained people inside that facility bsky.app/profile/davi...

With all credit to @chescaleigh.bsky.social

Apparently Kash Patel has at least one fan. Wasn't expecting that!

There's also a difference in messaging between when you can and cannot afford something. When you say yes, it doesn't usually include "this is expensive but we can swing it for you." Cost only comes up when the answer is no, leading to confusion about what else might suddenly become unaffordable

does he think you can drone strike influenza

every day i am so tired

Don’t let your nostalgia take you down this road.

Today's the day.

thus proving whales are among the most intelligent creatures on earth

We’re told there’s no money for universal healthcare or to end hunger in this country. But somehow $200 billion more for war will likely move through Congress without question.  Not another penny for another endless war.

Mike Sorrentino drinks free?

Abortion was phase I, trans healthcare was phase II, birth control is phase III

Desperately jealous of two different countries this morning…

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

i need so many people to go to jail.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.

More than any other show of its time, Star Trek dared - still dares - to imagine something that feels impossible: in the future, leftists and scientists will be able to afford rent in San Francisco

"generative ai" more like "generate new ways to get people killed"

It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times

"more training will solve this" is easily debunked by the fact that the killer was a trainer at ICE. It's a barrel of bad apples that exists to produce bad apples and the solution is you woodchip the barrel and compost the apples and try something else. www.wired.com/story/ice-ag...

ICE agent kills woman, DHS tells obvious, insane lies about it: defector.com/ice-agent-ki...

Every so often I think about how Minnesota holds, continues to hold, and will never return the 28th Virginia Batte Flag as a spoil of war, won righteously against the slaver-oligarchs and their willing goons in battle at Gettysburg. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Can’t believe I went to two Christmases and neither had Mac!!! This looks good as hell, I’m very jealous

feels like a pretty obvious layup for Democrats to say, "this is an egregiously disgusting statement, even for him, and it underlines that the President is undergoing significant physical and mental deterioration, and either he is lying about it or is not aware of it."

I've had this machine for 3 years now and I still don't know from day to day how my milk is gonna turn out.

Really thankful for this, from @winterjessica.bsky.social—a long-overdue corrective to an exhausting discourse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

If you can’t say anything nice… come over here, we’re all popping a bottle and dragging his ass through the mud he made

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends