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thank u to the devs that showed me their pets (and no other devs)

What's better than a joint and a pot of coffee in the morning?

Toronto stays giving me puns cc @moo.selfhosted.social

so does the dog from paw patrol have to shoot itself?

"Do you know how dumb you sound?" I spent the last 2 months with my team working on this *incredible* video for you. If you love Portal, this is for you. If you *don't* love Portal, watch it anyway. Give me a click! youtu.be/-AAS1WH6GRk

VOLITION - You got up from this floor because of a holy vow you made sixteen years ago. With *me*. To wake up exactly 07:30 every morning until the day you die.

I want you to know I had that shit on today. My first time doing a Ralph Tuck. So simple yet makes such a difference?! Incredible feeling. ... I have a problem.

just remembered trump's tax returns got leaked and he said in a debate that he'd close the loopholes because he knows how rich people game the system, then he cut taxes for the rich and is now exempting his family from tax audits. lol.

terrible. 20 years ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely people will create free, public info

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

I have been playing the drums for a month!

it's wagyu wednesday

I love a pop culture tattoo, I need more. What should I get? Already have: - Rocky Horror - UGK - Disco Elysium - DJ Screw - Spirited Away And the rest is just art history stuff

After years of not having a rice cooker "because my Instant Pot can do it" I've finally seen the light of Zojirushi. How did I ever live like this before? All hail the NS-ZCC10 5.5 cup rice cooker. All glory. Hallelujah.

Might fuck around and convert to Islam.

Invited someone to come see a band and they "didn't know there would be a cover." Cmon dude.

Just dropped $300 on ebay and got like 15 shirts and trousers.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

PSA to anyone remotely considering Tucker's "apology".

No lie I brought a sword to this party (2015/16) and used it to chop through a wall. The house was condemned--it was the last christmas party that place would ever see. @andyhemingway.bsky.social hi btw

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

Now that the Supreme Court has ordered the Trump administration to refund companies what they paid in tariffs, yet there are still tariffs in place, what's the plan? Consumers continue to fork money over to corporations who will later get another refund?

“everything bad that fascists say about others is actually true of the fascists themselves” remains undefeated

Flying back to Vegas now.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Rear Window (1954) starring Lysistrata the cat.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. “This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.” www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

She's an icon!

Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...

w @moo.blacksky.app

I love my brother @vanwilde.com 💖

Is there any feeling better than when a black woman gives you a compliment?

the outfit // the inspo #ootd RL shirt and shorts Accessories are Tom Ford shades and *The Citizen A060 Eco Drive

Not Hungary choosing democracy over strongman politics… 👀 Orbán OUT. People IN. You love to see it.

even the most tenacious autocrats have a difficult time denying a landslide result against them

Who would win Godzilla or Bootzilla baby?

I am so close to adopting this cat.

Meeeee-owwwww 😜 💦

Just want to point out that if you were having a full conversation with someone you knew and then suddenly they pulled off their face to reveal they were a total stranger in disguise, you would have a fucking heart attack and die