🇵🇸valathe🇺🇦

so you think youre a real man, a true hot blooded gamer. well. little did you know, all those "F"s you put in chat to pay respect? they stood for "feminize". if you look down right now you will find your complimentary 36Ds and shaven legs have already been installed

@cpt-stumpy.bsky.social ever since finishing Under the Blacklight the brainworms refused to calm down and i actually wrote out a little scene i've had rotating in my head nonstop for the last 48 hrs. is there any way i can send it to you? (if you're interested that is)

in Spiderman 1 you can tell Norman Osborn is evil because he's a tech CEO with a big media presence and no technical qualifications claiming to be a scientist to impress gormless teenagers

don't delete my browser history after i die. let my family behold the person i truly was, and weep in despair

begging all the libs to understand that institutional proceduralism isn't the way out of this, it's what got y'all into this nightmare in the first place

funko pops are the beanie babies of zoomers and young millenials

the luddites were right

I have a joke about odysseus but it takes ages to get to the punchline