Usually Dizzy

Gloria Steinem showed generations of us what a more equal world could look like. She built the road there, brick by brick, march by march, for over sixty years. My deepest condolences to everyone who loved her, and my deepest gratitude for everything she gave the rest of us.

I think it would be cool to merge retirement homes, children’s homes, and animal shelters. A community where older people teach young children about life and take care of abandoned animals together. I bet it would do wonders for everyone involved.

A gentle reminder: “Reading to children, even before they can understand words, teaches them to associate books with love and affection.” (Princeton Book Review)

The good thing about data centers is that theyre flammable

The way to a mom’s heart is through kicking pedos out of office.

Do any Republicans in Congress care about Trump grabbing oil from Venezuela, handing it off to his megadonors to sell on the international market to whoever, depositing the proceeds in foreign bank accounts, then spending the money however he sees fit with no input from Congress?

Waking up is all fun and games until you remember

#satire

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

Just doesn’t sit right with me that pianos are classified as percussion instruments. I don’t know who to complain to about this but I’m telling you now I won’t have it

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

oh well, onward and upward

An October 1942 FBI leaflet asking the residents of Buffalo to report any "possible violation[s] of our national security statutes" or anything suspicious to the Buffalo Field Office. It concluded, however, with the paragraph below. Seemed relevant today somehow.

every pic of trump looks like this now

It's time for poetry

There are a lot of reasons to be embarrassed about this, but the thing that jumps out to me is that this is how you use a bookshelf when you're illiterate.

Terrific work as always from @pbump.com

how many hours of tv does the president watch a day

Your secret is always safe with me because I don't remember anything you've ever said

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

[goth first date] GOTH: a dead fly should be called a flew OTHER GOTH: a dead bee should be called a been *they kiss, but sadly*

Ex-farm worker here. We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing. Not true AT ALL. Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are. The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour. At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.

i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out

Nobody steal this idea: Cheesesteak Factory

I should probably link to my own site, but I still haven't gotten over the novelty of seeing my stuff on Creative Loafing.

I needed to read this today. Thought someone else might need it too.

This is really frustrating because the city just kicked in **more** money to buy **more** “cottages” (8'x8' collapsible shelters). How are there still that many people in tents?

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

"We're going to give him free chicken tacos, get it, because he's a chicken. No we will not support universal healthcare."

Whether you cream it, crack it, or pop it, you can’t go wrong with corn

New in PN: The Hope Florida scandal, explained "A GOP investigator said he believes DeSantis's former chief of staff engaged in a conspiracy to launder money. We're sure Pam Bondi is on it (sarcasm). But there could still be consequences."