Machine Learning Kelly

The last minute of BYU-UCF

@edsbs.bsky.social Arch Manning is in his reverse Chad Powers era. Chad snuck in pretending to be nobody and turned out elite. Arch shows up as a Manning… and somehow looks like he snuck in.

When the US Patent Office informs you that someone already invented truck nuts.

It's clear that Lane ran keiwan lacy into the ground last year. 300 carries for a college back in the sec is too much

Like hockey, Florida will have to take over baseball

New project for me this weekend.

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"We still suck. We just sucked less. And so, we have to figure out how to suck less each week," Sumrall said in his postgame press conference after beating Texas.

I was going to get Warby Parkers but after watching Arch play, I'm gonna get lasik.

God smiled on the Gators today as the ol ball coach would day

Lost in the excitement of the roadster, Tesla also announced a flying wheelchair today.

honey, Xbox shrunk its controller. Microsoft’s new Xbox Nano controller is $49.99 and designed for gaming on the go. Details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/1011216...

“Due diligence? I don’t do diligence. I do damage. If the deal looks good, sign it. If it blows up, machete the evidence.” — Machete, probably

I watched both the Ice Cube and Tom Cruise versions of War of the Worlds this weekend. ask me anything

SI will always be Sports Illustrated to me

this information is not worth $4 to me

Scott Stricklin must go

Maaaaaaan luda had real intelligence you can wear:

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Northwestern’s rise, its amazing new stadium, and Indiana’s ascent into a national powerhouse showcase an overlooked strategy more schools should consider: having more money.

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

As soon as gambling was legalized, there was always going to be enough money to get whatever they want out of a list stars.

Me, holding up the sign like Wilt

Brad White and Scott Stricklin have to go. Sumrall, you are on the hot seat too now.

Why would I be watching game day

Inject this in my veins

I need to see a documentary about this

Yes, yes we can

I better not see ONE gator player in GNC this weekend

the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch

Buster Faulkner is an elite playcaller, but let's give credit to Phil Trautwein too

Take that Morgan Freeman. Gators take down ole miss

First class full flat seats in your home. glorious

I resigned from Weyland‑Yutani today. For 4 years I worked as a Reproductive Specialist, impregnating travellers with alien spawn.They call it “passive incubation logistics.” It’s really human beings treated as disposable carriers while the company races to secure organism patents. I’m done.

Poor guy got injured hurdling a defender like he's heading to Chipotle. I hope he can stay healthy and realize his immense potential.

In the good old days bully's all carried switch blades, they would even comb their hair with it. What happened to that? Did Big Switch Blade stop marketing to bullies?

So Apple made their version Surface Duo, except the have a single folding screen? Why call it a Duo then? Isn't it an Uno? Uni?

Former Florida star Ben Shelton stunned defending champion Carlos Alcaraz in five sets late Tuesday night to reach the U.S. Open semifinals.

This man made Mike Norvell a hot commodity. Studies should be done (not by FSU, they don't have electricity)

Won’t Back Down vs. Won’t Turn On

Big Ten this week, the clock didn't expire

Media: Its a new era in college football Michigan cheats in front of everyone Media: