MC Rich Simple

Real Life! Lots happening. Come through if you’re in Colorado. Longmont Denver Boulder I’m all over the place #djlife #vinylcommunity #music #halloween #busylittlebee

Monday morning in front of Zandvliet/Berendrecht locks , Port of Antwerp (IG centralezandvliet)

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I can petition to have my voting rights reinstated next year* and i’m real curious how much it’s gonna cost me for another retainer/travel/fees/court costs etc etc *Probably will not be able to petition to have my rights reinstated.

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I can take about a habanero.

🚨NEW GIANT WATER LILY DROPPED 🚨 🔥🔥 #plantsarecool

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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

Imagine getting a brain scan routinely as you grow up. Or even once as an adult. Hahahahaha what a stupid thought we’re just supposed to take pills, go to work and shut the fuck up.

Honestly this is better than parents telling their kid they would pay for everything, filing for financial aid in the kid’s name, and not telling them about it till the bills started coming after graduation. Like mine 🥴

This is more expensive than doing the timing w/ belts on my subaru Damn

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Spooky Season:

True story: my mom's last bf had paralyzed fingers on both hands and both were from pumpkin carving accidents. Do not fuck with a slippery knife.

This makes boosy getting fleeced for like $50k over a fake pardon even funnier

Sigourney Weaver and hose - 1983 - by Firooz Zahedi

#SandwichSky

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also I connected to a crypto exchange I haven't used in years and discovered something I hadn't realized: someone sent me 5$ worth of bitcoin 5 years ago! with how much the price has changed since then, it turns out now I have... 7$

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But hey, if you push through and beat the odds and become a one-in-a-million success story, you too might one day have a throng of fans tweeting at you to kill yourself

Go Birds

walking around the dock in Metal Gear Solid 1 but instead of being stealthy I'm ripping out a sax solo

Me, at every single gig lately:

Cause that video looks fake as shit

Even if this video isn’t fake, that isn’t a flying car and this will never ever be street legal for normal people.

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Ya’ll skipped the best part

Ah ah ah…. Don’t forget about how the Contras paid for those arms and what it took for the CIA to “monetize” the payment

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This has been an eventful year for this young Euphorbia schubei. It grew its first leaves this spring, and now its flowers have shown up. 🌱 #succulents #Euphorbia #tinyflowers

"Grandfather knot clock” by Australian woodworker George Andrew, who handcrafted this piece using Radiata pine and plywood, shaping the dramatic curves using a bandsaw, an angle grinder, and lots of hand sanding. www.woodreview.com.au/photocompent...

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By C.F. Payne

We gotta burn all this shit down bro. Fuck these phones and conveniences none of it is worth it

Criminalizing being homeless while the rent to be jailed is actually higher than an apartment >>>>>>>>>>>>>

I gotta find a halloween costume and a place to have my birthday party. What is happening this year?

This is correct. Getting punched in the face will directly change your behavior. Words will not.

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Backrooms started off so strong and ended so dumb. Like wtf

I'm not one of the people who will say "Imagine" is a terrible song, but the idea that it's in the top 5 of ALL SONGS EVER is just the most ridiculous level of Boomer nostalgia possible. It's not even a top 5 song John Lennon himself ever wrote.