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Lula is bringing back the bush

You ever see that video of the redneck with a beer in one hand just sticking his hand in the lake off the boat he's on and he just grabs a fish That's some wild shit

Hey grok do i love my [looks across room and squints] daughter?

I dont like Josh Shapiro but he is a democrat who courts republicans by having someone go on tv and say "josh Shapiro helped my union stay strong" so at least he isn't doing the moronic "no men in girls sports" thing a lot of the center-pulling weirdos do

Brazilian fascists right now crossing their fingers and hoping the united states sends down some CIA goons to pull Lula's teeth out

There's a crow outside who doesn't ever have any other crows with him and if any other crows come by he has a specific raggedy sounding caw he does. I think he's some kind of bitter outcast.

Are all the kids still dying because of lean or is ketamine the hotness again

Trump on stage: "Sir Mix-a-Lot had a lot of things to say about big butts. I've thinking about them lately. You ever think about how big a butt could get? I saw on TV a couple decades ago. They had this commercial. All wearing tight jeans. You don't see jeans ads like that anymore, folks. No butts.

How do i get back into a year old stardew file help

They'll eat your home They'll eat your homework They'll eat YOU

Terror thought: i should get back into that stardew save i havent touched for a year

I'd rather read my own obituary fuck this nonsense

You have to vote for the guy who hates you and thinks you're subhuman scum or the guy who hates you and thinks youre subhuman scum but he says he thinks you're nice

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Ronald McDonald got fired because he didn't lock in and focus on burgers. He spent most of the last ads he was in running around and playing football and shit. No burger selling at all.

Everyone is cool at the function until someone dies and suddenly we gotta call 911 and cry about it instead of finishing this round of cards against humanity

IT'S INSANE TO REMEMBER THAT SHE BECAME THIS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAID "LOL SOUNDS FAKE" TO THE FAKE STORY OF HER COUSIN'S BALLS EXPANDING TO THE SIZE OF BASKEBALLS BECAUSE OF COVID VACCINE.

Whats that band all the emo kids liked in middle school? The lead guy was called something like Frankie Piss? They sounded like complete garbage?

Why? Was she stupid?

I feel like someone is boiling me

"A militant nationwide uprising did in fact occur. The progressive wing of the counter-insurgency seeks the denial and disarticulation of this event." -Idris Robinson

Despite being a big-time vore guy, hearing mouth sound ASMR shit makes me want to go gorilla mode and rip someone apart.

Something I wish more people would realize.

I love how racists project so much they show their whole ass by making a commercial thats just "they hate me because im white" because they hate black people for being black

Id do the 9 albums thing but the joke id do is that Mayhem album with the picture of an actual dead body on the cover 8 times and then Aqua's Aquarium

Sonic Unleashed but with a Chao Garden would be a perfect game

Learn why every pocket is an opportunity to prevent disaster.

I had to unfollow 2 people because they would not shut the fuck up about chud Harry Potter genderswap fanart Yeah its dumb why are you thinking about it all hours of the day

Partially terrified we are big enough to be a targeted group

They're doing this to me on Monday