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fun fact: "hold me closer tiny dancer" and "teenage mutant ninja turtles" are the same number of syllables which one are you singing to the other's tune now that i've brought it up

do you really need to know more? the screenie pretty much sells the whole thing friendslopsesh before sleeb why are you doing this #gardengreens your yuzu sour is CHAMPEEN

Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: Police Academy Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Police Academy 3: Back in Training Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

Before he was Scrooge-sama he was... EBENEZER-KUN Is this anything

my answer to this was "individually packaged corn dog"

Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...

and of course www.letsputourfacesonladies.com works. i love that shit

I was sorely tempted to do some minor vandalism @bransonreese.bsky.social

well there it is. a rainbow in the dark.

Have y'all ever been to La Push WA It's close by Forks so if ur a big fan of draculas u could make a day of it (also the Hall of Mosses is incredible and nearby but I haven't been there recently so no pictures)

BRENDON SMALL HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG HE WAS RIDIN' HIS BIKE THEY TRIED TO TAKE HIS LIFE

hell yea "only 11% got a perfect solve" way 2 go brain u still kind of work!!!! I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 25th 2026 (Hard), in less than 13 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

@ryannorth.ca I was strongly reminded of your Hole Escapade by this situation

o shit @sandwichfrank.bsky.social

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 20th 2026 (Hard), in 04:16 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com also *at the time* this was in the "25% fastest" and only 38% had a perfect solve so I'm a bit giddy

"eat a knuckle sandwich on PUNCHernickel bread" i just came up with this joke and it didnt show up on google so its officially mine and i came up with it. do not steal. TM TM TM TM.

Trans women are Zorak and trans men are Brak. I will not be taking questions at this time

So Afroman has a new single out about his legal battles with the Adams county Ohio police. It seems like at least partially worth a @gregdoucette.bsky.social "cops are great" comment. youtu.be/HM8Ee6pcXvQ?...

this one's for me mum

Happy Ides everyone

what if michael dorn and laura dern got married and hyphenated their names together dorn-dern

@infinitescream.bsky.social AAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAÁAAAAÄAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

@serf.bsky.social !!!

heyyyy amtrak. how about you make your website so it isn't basically nonfunctional on Firefox browser, hey? like i get if you can't test on every platform, there's a lot of em, but firefox use is PRETTY WIDESPREAD so get ur shit together ok

markwayne muffin

The Stallion, by Ween

I'm fast at the easy ones, at least I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 2nd 2026 (Easy), in 02:56 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

if pombon doesn't sound exactly like Gabe the Dog i'm not buying the new pokemon game >:[

Diane, 11:30 AM. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

set fire to the data centers, launch Sam Altman into the sun

Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldaa...

so are we supposed to make friends with the people close to us on that bsky map thing or are we supposed to fight each other, how does this work

make some peanut butter candies with healthy mushroom extract in them, call them reishi's pieces

A joint piece by @zevshalev.bsky.social and I, and something not be reported on by the media. A child's journal that records abuse at the hands of a long unredacted list of well-known men. #EpsteinFiles ellieleonard.substack.com/p/decoding-a...