trappu

MEOW

boob. did i scare you

happy wheels; a realistic simulation on why living on a 2d plane would be living hell

its gettin bubbly out there

slidin up on cars while i shoot

almost made an arg... no, bad.

jawbones

figuring it all out is hard work

having a nintendo ds/gameboy was mobile gaming and we never called it that back then

CHEDDAR GOBBLING

its food or video games or both nothing else

honey is nice. i should get into beekeeping. buuuuuut this game i played got an update and that sounds cool. a dilemma

"you should act your age" oh yeah well i think you smell of farts and poop

urge to vacuum very specific spots of the house at 11 pm

people swarming the nintendo offices on masse after realising they forgot to make link jump

R A V E N O U S

you ever look back on some shit you did. well yeah you flush them thats what toilets are for dummy

AAAAuh the PLOG

the specific ocean

mellow toning? must be a music production term

peaches be fruity

have you SEEN it.

all the marbles are hatching this week

me: hey can i have some mice cream ice cream guy: you mean ice cream? me: no ice cream guy: *sighs, turns on blender*

kickass ass

sweaty and greasy

im the kinda guy that bags pipe

yawning my tonsils out

there is nothing wrong with eating cereal dry. have you had corn pops yet

bran stoner

DAMN YOU JERRY

capsaicin and goon behavior keeps the voices inside my skull

a team of scientists trying to extract dna from a fossilized suv

raytracing is insane outside

slept on it like a football

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

what do you mean you're out of kettle corn. do you know who i am? i'm the man who pops your skull like a kernel bitch

use brush on electric razor gently

barry be benchin'

hyperfixations are awesome

why green

"thank you pocketpair" we all say in unison

gonna laminate this and stick it up on my wall so i don't forget the difference

select your mango!

it's like that

balls are sweaty, knees weak balls are heavy

THE SWANS ARE HERE

the soil writhes beneath me, disgusting

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