Tom Juniper🏳️‍⚧️

My pronouns are he/him - as in masculine, and they!/them! - as in terrifying giant ants clawing out of the earth from mile-deep catacombs.

Fellow transmasc people, what are your testosterone nicknames? Mine have been Boysturiser and Masculiniment, but I'm switching to injections so I guess now it's the Bloke Poke.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? returns to the Cosy Club on Sunday November 1st at 4pm as part of Nottingham Comedy Festival. Your contestants are: 📦 LIZZY LENCO 📦 KITTY MESSALINA 📦 JONNY BROOK Get your tickets HERE! wegottickets.com/f/23687

Our next show is Sunday 1st November as part of Nottingham Comedy Festival and boy howdy do we have a lineup for you. Details soon!

But there are problems: currently, most media outlets are far more interested in buzzy, counterintuitive, controversial takes rather than measured nuance. It's hard to bait rage-clicks with an article called: 'Autistic People are Pretty Cool & Deserve Small Changes to Make Work A Bit Less Grim'.

At my middle school. If a class had perfect attendance for a week, the head would give that class a big bag of sweets to share. BUT ONLY IF they wrote a sycophantic letter to the head, to be read out in assembly. It was all very tongue-in-cheek, but God knows what we were supposed to learn from it!

RW Netflix shouters and court jesters to bone saw killers: I'm actually incredibly brave. Maybe the bravest comedian there is Friz: oh hey, I've gone blind, could you whop a knife in my eye in time for my show this afternoon?

WHAT'S IN THE BOX TUESDAY 11TH AUGUST Featuring... 📦 Katie Pritchard 📦 MARA Joy 📦 Adam Larter 12pm, Southsider, W Richmond St. Bring something! #edfringe

I'm rewatching Baz Luhrnan's Romeo and Juliet. It generally holds up. But friar laurence's opening monologue... Its supposed to be him musing to himself about botany, but here... Like, for no reason at all, he's topless, and talking to 2 altar boys. about drugs. Was Baz calling the friar a nonce?

I have come to respond to the sight of rain (or even promising-looking cloud cover) the way I used to respond to snowfall as a child.

Not my photo, but I saw this ad on a bus earlier today, and was VERY confused, until I realised that the word *I* was thinking of was "packers".

Just got an NHS letter inviting me to take part in a prostate health survey. But don't worry, there was a trans inclusive footnote. It's "open to men, trans women, and non-binary people who were assigned male at birth." So... Open to trans men, then? You sure about that, hon?

Me: "OMG not everything has to be anthropomorphic. It's a car, not your kid🙄" Also me; "I can't throw her out! I forgot about her! And she was all by herself in the back of the cupboard! And she grew LEAVES 😭😭😭 You're gonna be OK, sweet potato child of mine!"

#Poetry #BlueskyPoetry #WendyCope Differences of Opinion I: He Tells Her by Wendy Cope

[politics understander just read the niemoller poem] oh hell yeah thats loads of people before they come for me that will buy loads of time , sick

If you thought that saying "Actually, it's not*a* panini? The singular form is paninO?" made you sound intellectual, then check me out unironically referring to a peperamo.

a dream realised, an ambition achieved. My partners were doing a crossword the other day and needed to know what a citizen of Belgrade's called. I GOT TO USE THE CAPITALS OF EUROPE SONG TO FIND THE ANSWER! @johnfinnemore.bsky.social - thank you.

"Well now. There's a name I ain't heard in a while..."

I think we just passed oops.

What a glorious month to increase my mirtazipine dose.

There's never been a better time to share this stunning artistic collaboration between myself and @robertgalbraith.bsky.social

TMI post I just did a shit for the entirety of Starmer's resignation speech, while receiving live updates from my partners in the next room via messenger. One such message was "...He's got fucking inspirational backing music!" That he had, gentle reader. That he had. *Parp*

Trying to find your partner at pride feels like a Lucy and Yak sponsored edition of Where's My Cow. Where's my partner? Is that my partner? They're wearing dungarees! The dungarees have sunflowers on them! That's not my partner!