Todd Ching

While I have no love for Arsenal's style of football, Rice surely should have been Top 10 for the Ballon d'or right? If Gabriel hadn't gotten done by Haaland in the World Cup, he'd probably be in there as well.

I think Kane is a deserving winner of the Ballon d'or, and the difference between 1st and 8th (Haaland), is probably as narrow in terms of on the pitch accomplishments as it's ever been.

Carrick isn't helping, but Man United are just shit.

ICE said Antonio Moreida jumped onto the hood of their vehicle. Now a local police investigation concludes that an ICE agent struck him with his SUV. The routine lying by ICE is the result of the example set by leadership of the Department of Homeland Security.

Poor tactics and bad execution on an early match at Villa was a bad combination. Other than Ndiaye and Anderson (spare a few overhit balls), everyone could have done better.

Don't really have a horse in this series, but Brewers fans deserve something cool and I'd like to see them celebrate.

Carrick should just stay in Como. Beats the hell out of Manchester I have to imagine.

Damnit. RIP BioWare.

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My favorite joke from the latest copy of The Onion

Feel really great for Rico Lewis. Pace and physicality of the Prem has likely passed him by at a top level, but there's still so much quality. So grateful he got his moment at the Etihad.

Phil Foden kinda night 🖐✨

Two important reminders on this: 1) Real Madrid can fuck off. Always. 2) The other Prem teams that didn't pull out (Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Man Utd) went unpunished

Aaron Boone must have some Epstein level dirt on the Yankees front office.

Brad Lander is a real one.

No Erling, Nunes, NOR, Kova, and of course Semenyo. Still should have plenty of firepower. RW and RB will the most interesting selection choices. I'd probably opt for Allan at RW (bring on McAidoo later) and Lewis at RB.

Hoping Semenyo will get some needed rest and can regain form once back in eight weeks. In the meantime, finding some more minutes for Allan, McAidoo, and Foden will be good for the squad long term*.

In a classified briefing, a DoD official revealed to Senators how much Iranian attacks on U.S. bases have cost us. Now, I'm calling for the DoD to make that number public. Americans deserve to know how much of their money is being burned on Trump's war with Iran.

Ref is losing control of the United(s) match. Seems like a red card is coming.

Should be a double yellow for Bruno for a reckless challenge then for dissent.

Thought we'd go with Kova + Foden for the midweek fixture. Hope we're not underestimating Ipswich.

Americans, please don’t worry about your child coming home from school a different sex. Worry about your child not coming home from school because they were shot to death.

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@bryancurtis.bsky.social did Katie Zacharia even last long enough to be "embattled" ???

"Masked Israeli [Terrorists]"

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Macklemore or Less https://theonion.com/macklemore-or-less/

This is a game of FIFA/FC where both teams just holding down the sprint button with no fucks to give. #PSGMCI

I had doubted Bouaddi was ready at his age. I was wrong. Bouaddi is here. Bouaddi is ready.

Damn. Maybe City should try getting some of that sweet oil money to invest in our squad...

Jesus, PSG are good. Absolutely obliterating our midfield and exposing Donnarumma not being able to pass.

The next time someone asks Erling about this, he should just respond? "What do you expect us to do, lie down and stop playing like Man Utd?"

Honestly the best thing City and Man Utd fans have going right now is the schadenfreude about the other club's dismay.

Not sure if Man United will sack Carrick before or after the Leeds game, but it has to be imminent. Conte in?

Harsh handball against Atleti. He's so close to the ball. What's he supposed to do?

LOL. United already down. Not even a minute into the match.

This is like in Multiplicity where they make one too many clones and shit goes off the rails real quickly.

PSG 100% are not going to throw stones. Pointing fingers at us would basically be the spiderman meme.

I don't expect it's realistic to expect commentary around City this season to be normal, but I do sincerely hope the hyperbole will get turned down a little bit in the next few weeks. Otherwise it's going to be exhausting for everyone.

Elbow Surgeons watching the 2026 MLB playoffs

Watch an ICE agent run down and then run over a man. The man was was then writhing on the ground, saying "You broke my leg! You broke my leg!" Agents didn't help him. And btw, the man wasn't the target of their operation.

If the Etihad were as quiet as Anfield is today rival fans would never shut up about it.

Add another charge for that goal from Cherki.

Doku against Liverpool hahahahahahaha

Gravenberch shouldn't have put himself in that situation, but that seemed soft for a second yellow IMO. I'd feel a bit hard done by as a Liverpool fan, even independent of all the other noise.

I am personally not sure what Trump's approval rating floor is, but it's definitely lower than pundits were predicting in early 2025. It is a possibility that he never gets above the mid-30s again (among all adults) fiftyplusone.news/polls/approv...

If/when we (City) get a points deduction, I'd love to see Haaland get loaned to Leeds for a season.