SI Ableman

Arabs literally invented the way you’d write out 500,000,000 but go off

Who knew the jazz man was also real good at baseball

Of course he’s only on the first book of Henry Miller’s Rosy Crucifixion trilogy.

"I'm sorry, but the survival of the world's largest rainforest only affects Brazilian voters. It's also bad to look at other electoral results and find hope in them. I am very smart!"

Based on a small sample size of Brazilian posting (including from Max Cavalera himself) it seems like Territory has become something of a Lula anthem. I'm here for it. Bolsonaristos se fode. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_WH...

@ Kelly clarkson u like what u see

If the New York Times starts asking you what you think about an election, you should consider it an indictment of your intelligence. The median voter has a brain made of concrete.

No shit, anyone who’s ever used a website’s info has probably been scraped today lol

At least LD didn’t have to sit in hair and makeup for hours to tell the same unfunny joke that went stale years ago. I guess Sascha Baron-Cohen is used to being stale and unfunny though

It would be very funny if he was reading Houllebecq’s Annihilation instead. I mean they’re both French!

Vivek played Bioshock Infinite and was like “Comstock had some great ideas”

Can’t wait for the fourth quarter of the Celtics game to start!

*Three minutes into the Celtics season* "There are some tired bodies on the floor"

Tracks with my “everything is Animal Crossing now” theory

Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast

The irony is that this will just push more people to GeForce Now, which… also makes NVIDIA money

Mind if a white boy speaks a little Huttese

All cars are flying cars if you try hard and believe in yourself

Well at least this will remove the most incredulous Elon simps from the gene pool

Santa Claus-ass fit handing out the kind of gift your divorced uncle picks up on the way to your parents' house

So he's just a creepy guy from Newcastle?

Proust was a pioneer in working from home, and the closeted republican playbook of “I’m not gay, YOU’RE gay”

Starting to think Sam Altman’s entire existence is a ploy to figure out if time travel is real, because how would someone from the future NOT go after him at this point

“Hey Gemini what’s the name of the first track on that first Against Me album”

You brought what to my child’s bris now?

Setting aside the insanity of everything else… how many PGA tour events are there from November through March that this is even an issue?

my biological father is Skunk Baxter but he denies it ☹️

Ideally this game ends with both quarterbacks running into each other headfirst until they both get CTE

Michael McDonald on *Peg* voice "Dad! He will come back to you."

Gavin Newsom cares more about defending the right of tech perverts to be perverted than he does the right of trans people to exist.

It’s no more than 4-2 if Rutschman gets to the ball fast or if Wilson Contreras stands on the front of first base.

I’d tell myself “there’s always next year”, but, uh… maybe not!

Yeah there’s no way to win a playoff game after you let something like that happen

Tapping the sign again

Running an ad for The Paper whose first line is “start spreading the news” during a Yankees-Sox playoff game is not going to get me to watch your show. You know exactly what you’re doing, Peacock.

Would feel a lot better if New England folk hero Mickey Gasper made the playoff roster…

SI Ableman?!

The entire bullpen, actually

Erik Miller

@chatpileband.bsky.social close enough?

Denied! Let's see if they pick it up on 9th down

HUGE 8th down conversion by the Broncos

Why in the goddamn world are you taunting down by 25 points

Did Drake Maye get lobotomized over the summer and not tell anyone

If you claim to have never heard Nick Lutsko's "I Wanna Be at the RNC", it says more about you than the author of the Infowars theme song. People who make this claim expose a deeper issue in their psyche, allowing them to lie to themselves and the public to prove they are not woke rolling stones.